We think that we shall never see, a rash as irritating as thee:

An article in The Arts on Saturday, about the online archives of Dial-A-Poem, a poetry service available by telephone from 1969 to 1971, included a number that no longer belongs to the service. It now reaches the Donna Messenger skin care clinic in Manhattan. The Times regrets the error.

The archives of Dial-a-Poem are available only online: http://www.ubu.com/sound/dial.html.

Well, The Times could have given out worse "dial-a" numbers...