This old joke is great:

A woman gets home, runs into her house, slams the door and shouts, "Honey, I won the lottery, pack your bags!!"

The husband says, "Wow! That's great! Should I pack for the ocean or the mountains!"

She says, "I don't care. Just get out my house."

Well, it's a great joke if you don't drive 33 miles to the Connecticut border for Powerball tickets, and then lose. To somebody who drove in the other direction to Pennsylvania.