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All Jolly, All The Time

Apparently, when radio stations switch to an "all Christmas music, all the time" format between November and New Year's, it pays off, according to poster Mike Grayeb at the New York Radio Message Board, who listens to New York's WPLJ-FM during the mornings:

I happened to hear about 10 minutes of their show this morning and Scott was mentioning that last year, PLJ got its "butt kicked" by the competition during the Christmas season.

He and Todd joked that they were making fun of the competition (I presume WLTW) during last year's season -- but that they weren't laughing when the ratings came in. Hence, he said, why they went holiday music 24/7 so early this year.

Is this what it's come to? Who are these people who 1) Listen to all-Christmas music radio stations and 2) admit it when the Arbitron survey-takers call them up?

The holiday music started even before Thanksgiving this year on several New York radio stations.

Howard Stern has said that he is now out to destroy broadcast radio by switching to satellite. If he does, he'll do it with a lot of help from broadcast radio executives.

By Ed Moltzen  ·  30 November 2004
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Kofi Annan, Translated

U.N. Boss Kofi Annan gave an "off-the-cuff" press conference yesterday and spent a lot of time answering questions about why his son kept getting payments out of the corrupt, U.N.-administered Iraqi Oil-for-Food Program until earlier this year.

Here is a Late Final translation of his remarks:

Q: Can you just explain what you know of the Cotecna/Kojo Annan angle, and what you knew, and when you knew it?

SG: Well, I have also been following the press reports on this.

But let me say two things. First, naturally I have warm, family relations with my son, but he is in a different field. He is an independent business man. He is a grown man, and I don't get involved with his activities and he doesn't get involved in mine.

And also, as I have stated earlier, I have no involvement with granting of contracts, either on this Cotecna one, or others. And I would also suggest that if you have any questions about his business activities one should direct it to him or the company concerned. In the meantime, I would urge us all to be patient until Mr. Volcker completes his work.

Translation: Don't bother me with this. Wait for our stone wall to be built, and then try to get some information.

Q: What was your reaction when you learned that the non-compete payments continued through this year to your son? Were you surprised?

SG: I had been working on the understanding that it ceased in 1998 and I had not expected that the relationship continued.

Translation: The parents are always the last to know. Go bother someone else.

Q: Do you understand the perception problem for the UN?

SG: Absolutely. I understand the perception problem for the UN, or the perception of conflict of interests and wrongdoing. I can understand that.

Translation: All my energy went into dinner parties with network executives and crossing my fingers that Kerry would get elected and that all this stuff would be swept under the rug. After all, nobody mentions Kurt Waldheim anymore, do they?

Q: Did you get in touch with your son upon hearing this? What did you say to him? What did he say back?

SG: I did talk to him, but I really don't want to get into this. I did talk to my son about it.

Translation: I'm not about to tell you which lawyers I advised him to see, which safe deposit boxes to place the cash or that I'm still looking for the third season of "Buffy" on DVD for Christmas. Nope. You're not getting that out of me.

Q: Are you disappointed? Are you angry with him for putting something away for four years?

SG: Naturally I was very disappointed and surprised, yes.

Translation: What do I care? He hasn't hit me up for any cash in seven or eight years. He just should have been a little more quiet about it.

Q: Sir, how will this affect you personally? This has become something of a personal battle between you and some of the press and some lawmakers. How does it relate to your continuing on as Secretary-General, your agenda here at the United Nations, and how difficult does it make these tasks?

SG: We have very serious work to do in the coming year, the years ahead, and I would want to focus on that. Obviously in this climate and with this oil-for-food discussions, it is not going to be easy. It wasn't going to be easy anyway. It is going to be much more difficult, but we do have work to do and I hope that the Member States and governments concerned will see the value in focusing on the reform and the development issues that will be…

Translation: Are you kidding me? Norm Coleman? Who the hell is he? Give me a break. Everything is just fine. And besides, Vaclav Havel wouldn't take the job if you paid him. (Or his son.)

By Ed Moltzen  ·  30 November 2004
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Viagra Ads: Yes. VD Ads: No

Here's how it works:

If you want to take out ads on CBS telling people which drugs they can take to get themselves all hot and bothered, that's a go.

If you want to take out ads on CBS telling people which drugs they can take after they get hot and bothered for the wrong people, that's a big no.

CBS Bans Anti-Syphilis Ad

By Ed Moltzen  ·  30 November 2004
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Stop A Minute And Think

We're all a bunch of chronic complainers - let's face it. Pyschodrama Nation continues to thrive. It's so bad, Wal-Mart can't even have a moderately busy Friday without a lot of people wringing their hands.

So stop for a moment and read this, from the blog Dove's Eye View:

I started chemotherapy almost three weeks ago. The first two weeks weren't so terrible - I rested and babied myself, functioned pretty well. Then last week my hair fell out. I had beautiful hair, always have, and believed that my hair was my power. Anticipating its loss made me weep. But now that it is gone, I can see that I am still myself. My children still love me. My husband doesn't flinch or turn away from me, despite my grizzled scalp.

It's worth reading the whole thing. It's worth noting there's not a word of self-pity there - only a sense of self-confidence and optimism. Good. If there's no complaining in that well-written passage, we might want to re-evaluate our own gripes.

By Ed Moltzen  ·  29 November 2004
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Bad Flashback, Man

Has anyone else read arguments put forth in support of Buy Nothing Day, and gotten an eerie flashback to Jimmy Carter's "malaise speech?"

Consider Carter:

But we've discovered that owning things and consuming things does not satisfy our longing for meaning. We've learned that piling up material goods cannot fill the emptiness of lives which have no confidence or purpose.

Consider Andrew Sullivan:

Each year, we have a communal campaign to persuade ourselves that we never have enough, the new things will assuage our real needs, that buying is the same as living. Yes, of course, some of this is fine, generous or even important. I really did need a new sleeper-sofa. And my boyfriend loves his new, mini-iPod. But the hysteria is a form of cultural disorder.

Hand-ringing over American materialism was as annoying when Carter did it as it is when Sullivan does. If it's so bad, how can this be explained?

By Ed Moltzen  ·  28 November 2004
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Execution Calendar

When Frances Elaine Newton was 21, in 1987, she took out life insurance policies on herself, her seven-year old son Alton, and 21-month old daughter, Farrah. She already had a policy on her estranged husband, Adrian.

On the night of April 7 that year, Adrian, Alton and Farrah were all shot to death with the same pistol - a gun owned by Newton's new boyfriend. Two weeks later, she filed claims to collect $100,000 on those insurance policies and the next day police charged her with three counts of capital murder.
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Her defense: She did take the gun with her to visit her estranged family, but only for protection. When she left their place, she said, they were all alive.

A Texas jury didn't buy it. The convicted her and sentenced her to death. Now, 17 years later, Newton is scheduled for execution this week. She would be the third woman Texas has executed since 1982, but she's filed a petition seeking clemency. So far, no dice.

Her lethal injection is scheduled for Wednesday.

By Ed Moltzen  ·  28 November 2004
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Taking One For The Team (Quietly)

Alex Berenson of The Times has been writing about controversies surrounding the growing use of Taser guns by law enforcement.

In this piece, for example, he notes:

Taser has performed only minimal research on the health effects of its weapons. Its primary safety studies on the M26, its most powerful gun, consist of tests on a single pig in 1996 and on five dogs in 1999. The company has resisted calls for more tests, saying that it is comfortable with the research it has conducted.

There was one test he didn't mention. The test he gave himself. According to a news release put out by Taser:

"We are incredulous that Mr. Berenson failed to mention in his latest article attacking TASER International safety that he felt the TASER system was safe enough that he voluntarily allowed himself to take a five-second exposure from the TASER," said Rick Smith, CEO of TASER International, Inc. "We believe it was disingenuous of Mr. Berenson to write an article disputing the safety of TASER devices and omit such a critical piece of information as his own personal experience as well as our written statement to him on this matter."

Maybe one of Taser's side effects is memory loss. Maybe Berenson couldn't read the notes he was taking in his notebook at the time. But, putting aside fairness for a moment: wouldn't this, in and of itself, be a great story? A first person account of a Taser exposure? In The Times, no less?

By Ed Moltzen  ·  27 November 2004
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Originals And Fakes

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Thomas Edison described his "type-writer" this way:

My invention relates to the method of producing printed impressions in duplicate, consisting in pressing upon paper types in succession each of which has a surface of points so as to perforate the paper, and then forcing through the perforations ink upon the sheet of paper, and thereby printing the same.

That is from Patent No. 295,990 dated April 1, 1884. Edison was only 37 years old at the time, well on his way to more than 1,200 patents by the time he died.

The typewriter played a small role in one of the bigger stories this week - Dan Rather announcing his retirement in as dignified a manner as he could have hoped. (It's such a big story, Drudge hasn't changed it as his lead piece for three days.) If Rather had taken the time to figure out the difference between what Edison's invention produced and what Gates' software produced, who knows? Maybe President-elect Kerry would be announcing his selection of Richard Ben-Veniste as White House Counsel this week. And maybe Rather would be sticking around. So it goes.

Establishment types may keep trying to portray Rather as something of an American original. He might be. Sometimes, though, it's worth looking back at history to compare the real originals to fakes.

By Ed Moltzen  ·  25 November 2004
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Stupid Language

Memo to children:

You can be thirsty. You can be very thirsty. You can even be incredibly thirsty. But you can never, ever, be "stupid thirsty." Ever.

Memo to parents:

If your children say they are "stupid thirsty," and you don't grab them by the neck, look into their eyes, and correct them on the spot, don't complain in twenty five years when they are living in your basement and haven't yet dated.

By Ed Moltzen  ·  24 November 2004
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Who Will Put the "Ow" in Zarqawi?

Here's a report that bin Laden ally and terror mastermind Abu Zarqawi may be surrounded by Iraqi forces. (Hat tip: Roger Simon.)

We've all been down this road before with reports that high-ranking terrorists were thisclose to capture, only to be disappointed. Still, the insurgency in Iraq has been hit and hit hard and it's only going to get worse for them.

A few thoughts, though:

For terrorists like Zarqawi, Khalid Sheik Mohammed and others, justice hasn't yet been completed. There are debts to be paid. People are not forgetting Danny Pearl and Lawrence Foley and Nicholas Berg.

Nobody will ever forget 9/11.

KSM will have his turn. Zarqawi will, too, once he is caught. (Although Iraqi troops might not want use the same restraint with Zarqawi that the U.S. would use, if they get to him first.)

By Ed Moltzen  ·  23 November 2004
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Make Every Vote Count ("Heh" Edition)

The interesting, lingering discussion about making "every vote count" is usually started by the Kerry folks, or Keith Olbermann, and usually focuses on Ohio or Florida.

They never talk about making every vote count in New Hampshire, though. But Ralph Nader's people are. This via email from the Nader camp:

Nader-Camejo believes every vote should be counted correctly. Unlike the Democratic Party’s abdication here, those are not just words for us – they require action to ensure every vote – be it write-in, provisional, absentee, paper or electronic -- is counted regardless of whether it affects outcomes at the national, state and local levels. Therefore, we are looking at reports of irregularities in the vote count not just in New Hampshire but in other states to determine what steps, if any, are possible or required to protect the vote.

Irregulaties in New Hampshire? Disenfranchised voters?! Does anyone else smell an applause line in upcoming 2008 campaign speeches?

By Ed Moltzen  ·  23 November 2004
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Another Win Against The Bad Guys

British counter-terror officials have foiled an al Qaeda attempt at a Sept. 11-style attack in London, according to a British T.V. network:

"This is the story of what could have been a nightmare averted," said ITV's political editor Nick Robinson. "A story not of failure, but of success.

"That, at least, is what I am told by a senior authoritative source who says that the security services managed to avert a plot to fly planes into Canary Wharf here, and also into Heathrow Airport," he said.

What few details there are, are sketchy. But stories like this can't do much to encourage al Qaeda recruits.

By Ed Moltzen  ·  22 November 2004
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The Death of Smooth Jazz In New York

Via the New York Radio Message Board comes word of the latest jolt to the city's broadcast landscape:

CD-101.9 is killing its smooth jazz format and going to something called "Chill Music." No more David Benoit, George Benson, Dave Koz, Fat Burger or Chuck Mangione. In with Moby and Bebel Gilberto.

Moby?

Although CD-101.9 was not exactly a ratings powerhouse, it has maintained a faithful listenership for a number of years. While rock stations in the city seem to flip formats every two or three years, WQCD has maintained the same focus for more than a decade.

It's almost as if the broadcast monopolies are intentionally forcing listeners to satellite with haphazard format changes, lame programming, excessive commericals and whining over censorship.

By Ed Moltzen  ·  21 November 2004
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Stay Awake

If you commute to work, especially if you ride the train in New Jersey, you may want to stay awake. (Or at least make sure you don't snore.)

By Ed Moltzen  ·  19 November 2004
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Childhood in L.A. (For No Apparent Reason)

It's not been a very good week to be a kid on the streets of Los Angeles.

Via the LAPD:

Los Angeles : On November 17, 2004 , at about 1:25 p.m. , the victim, a male Black 17 years of age, and two friends were walking together in the 2600 block of South Orange Drive , when the suspect(s) drove up in a burgundy Sports Utility Vehicle. One of the suspects armed with a handgun shot at the victim. The victim was hit by the gunfire and collapsed onto the sidewalk at Adams Boulevard and Orange Drive .

The suspect fled in the car eastbound on Adams Boulevard . The suspect(s) car was last seen northbound on La Brea Avenue .

Also:

Los Angeles: On Sunday, November 14, 2004, at about 5:10 p.m., victims, two young men, were walking together westbound in the 4700 block of Tacana Street. Two male Hispanic suspects drove past them eastbound on Tacana Street in their vehicle and stopped nearby. The suspects exited from their vehicle and approached the victims on foot. For no apparent reason, the suspects fired multiple rounds at the victims. The suspects returned to their vehicle and sped away southbound on Nicolet Street...

Los Angeles Fire Department Paramedics responded and transported the victims to a local hospital for gunshot wounds. One of the victims, 15 years of age, died a short time later from his injuries.

Keywords: "For no apparent reason..."

Street crime in L.A., a decade post-Rodney King, isn't big box office so don't expect certain folks to put any time and attention into it.

By Ed Moltzen  ·  19 November 2004
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Viva Rasmussen

According to Rasmussen Reports:

Fifty-seven percent (57%) of American voters have an unfavorable view of France. A Rasmussen Reports survey found that just 25% have a favorable opinion of that nation.

In fact, more Americans believe France is our enemy (31%) in the War on Terror than believe Jacques Chirac's country is our ally (22%). A plurality, 43%, believe that France's role is somewhere in between ally and enemy.

Who's sorry now?

By Ed Moltzen  ·  18 November 2004
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Safe At Home (They Say)

Something called Control Risk Groups out of London has completed a study that has found we're safer now than at any point since 9/11:

Although the headlines in 2005 will continue to be dominated by the ongoing 'War on Terror', the report argues that successful action against al-Qaida's leaders, tightening of anti-terror financing laws and the continuing restructuring of intelligence and law enforcement agencies have made the United States safer than at any point since 9/11.

The organized matrix of international terrorism has been shattered and replaced by a new paradigm that sees small, decentralized cells of local militants attacking Western interests abroad.

The study foresees continued security problems in Iraq (where there's, well, a war against terrorists going on) and believes Iran's nuclear program will continue to be an issue. But as far as the U.S. homeland, it paints a reassuring picture. (As it probably should.)

Does anyone still get agita in tall buildings, though? On airplanes? Driving through tunnels? The answer: Probably yes, and probably for a good long while, too, though less over time.

By Ed Moltzen  ·  18 November 2004
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No Conviction

Early on the morning of March 16, 1998, a wiseguy named Guy Zappulla walked into the Golden Gate Inn motel in Brooklyn with Jennifer Scarpati, his girlfriend, after a day of partying on a boat and binging on crack.

The two camped out in Room 234 of that motel for more than a day, with Zappulla even calling one of his friends to pick up some spare jewelry, to sell for more crack. Other witnesses, and surveillance tapes, placed Zappulla and Scarpati in the room on the last day the woman was seen alive.

The next day, cops showed up at the motel and found Scarpati's body. She had been choked to death and shoved under a mattress. The cops arrested Zappulla.

He was no stranger to the system and had been arrested at least ten times before, including one charge of racketeering "with a predicate of solicitation to commit murder." Zappulla confessed. He was convicted. The judge gave him 25 years in prison.

Now, though, it looks like Zappulla could be a free man. The Second Circuit Court of Appeals, in a ruling today, vacated his conviction.

The reason? Cops didn't read Zappulla his Miranda warnings a second time before he confessed and was formally charged in the woman's death, and then the confession was wrongfully used as evidence at trial, the court said.

Circuit Judge Reena Raggi dissented:

I conclude that, even without Zappulla’s challenged confession, his commission of this brutal crime was established by overwhelming evidence.

Zappulla has been, in the past, a federal witness against at least one organized crime figure in New York, according to this piece by Gangland reporter Jerry Capeci.

By Ed Moltzen  ·  17 November 2004
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Pennies From Cleveland

A 79-year old man went to his local grocery store in Cleveland, and cashed in a million or so pennies.

"Eugene (Sukie's) first penny collection totaled $45, which he earned as a newspaper delivery boy and used to purchase a top-of-the-line Schwinn bicycle in 1939.

"He then embarked on another collection of pennies totaling $400, which he was able to use in 1970 to offset some of his daughter's wedding costs. At that point, Sukie became newly-inspired to collect one million of something and thought pennies would be a reasonable and affordable hobby."

Think big, folks. If he had collected dimes, it would have added up to $100,000 instead of $10,000.

According to this data sheet, which was prepared for a Massachusetts school's "million penny challenge," a million pennies weigh three tons. So assume Eugene Sukie was not storing them in his attic.

By Ed Moltzen  ·  17 November 2004
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Leave The Sequel, Take the Cannolis

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Just when we thought they were out, Random House has pulled them back in:

TALLAHASSEE, Fla. - When Mark Winegardner was 12, he read Mario Puzo's "The Godfather" _ a novel that was supposedly off limits to him. The local library felt books with a lot of sex and violence might leave too much of an impression on a young reader. In his case, it did.

Thirty years later, Winegardner retells the story of the Corleone family in a sequel, "The Godfather Returns." Puzo was not interested in writing a sequel to his masterpiece, which has sold more than 20 million copies worldwide.

The book went on sale today, and is currently in 9th place at Amazon.com.

Publisher's weekly likes it and, in its review, says, "Puzo himself must be raising a celestial glass and shouting a hearty 'Salut!' "

Either that, or he's sending Winegardner celestial directions to his next book signing - via toll bridge.

By Ed Moltzen  ·  16 November 2004
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Sexual Harassment As Cottage Industry

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California lawmakers have found two benefits to a sweeping, new sexual harassment law in their state: less chance of sexual harassment, and more jobs!

Here's a firm which has created an entire business around "sexual harassment training." Ladies and gentlemen, your one-stop shopping for sexual harassment training is right here.

Somehow, though, South Park's "Sexual Harassment Panda" seems a lot warmer and fuzzier.

By Ed Moltzen  ·  16 November 2004
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Results

Does someone want to break the news to Oliver Willis about who won the election?

By Ed Moltzen  ·  15 November 2004
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Taxi Cab Confessions Lessons

Henry has some interesting lessons from a New York City cab driver, and learned that the worst tippers tend to be European and Asian.

It's unclear whether the lousy tippers are affiliated with the U.N.

By Ed Moltzen  ·  15 November 2004
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"People Are Idiots"

Barbara Kellerman, research director of the John F. Kennedy School of Government's Center for Public Leadership, has a new book out: Bad Leadership.

The book, and author, are subjects in a short profile at Harvard News Service.

The article discusses the book, which, it seems, has some very interesting examples of, well, bad leadership.

By Ed Moltzen  ·  15 November 2004
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It's Over, Johnny

(Cue music)

More than 2,000 terrorists held the city of Fallujah under their grip for more than a year, using the place as a staging ground for kidnappings, beheadings, attacks on U.S. troops and the general torment of the Iraqi people.
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In less than a week, the United States Marine Corps routed bin Laden's finest - handing them their worst defeat since Kabul. In the words of Richard Crenna in First Blood: "It's over, Johnny."

There will still be fighting, skirmishing and, unfortunately, bloodshed. But for the terrorists in Iraq, this is the beginning of the end. Elections and democracy will happen in January.

And it looks like bad guys in other parts of the world are hearing the music and getting the message.

MORE: Rodney Dill at James Joyner's site points to information which, he says, shows "the attack on Fallujah was justified." But some people just seem to want to side with the terrorists.

Brogonzo points to Fallujah as "another quagmire that wasn't." In this letter home by a Marine to his family, before the liberation of Fallujah began, we read: "Once again, we are being asked by citizens who have fled the city to go in and take the city back. They are willing for us to literally rubble the place in order to kill the terrorists within." They did.

And Belmont Club puts it all into strategic perspective.

By Ed Moltzen  ·  14 November 2004
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Did Ben Stein Call It?

Back in May, actor-economist-writer-game show host Ben Stein wrote about his travels throughout the country and what he found to be, generally, the American attitude:

Despite the setbacks in Iraq, despite the long slow pullout from the recession that began in 2000, there is a happy mood in the country -- we'll get through whatever the problems are now, things will be better tomorrow, and for right now, we'll all laugh about it together or maybe cry about it, but together, and the fact that we're together will make it better.

I don't want to paint with too broad a brush. There are pockets of constant complaining. The big cities of the east and west coasts, especially among people who make their living by complaining, are not so happy as North Idaho. Whole large swaths of the population who rationalize their own failings by thinking of themselves as victims, especially in big cities and heavy coffee drinking centers, have their own clubs. Those brotherhoods specialize in pessimism and anger as they spend the money they have inherited or receive as allowances from family, state, or university. The malcontents live on their frustration and envy of the people who are actually out there accomplishing things. That envy rises like the steam from the coffee and lattes they are endlessly drinking.

"...we'll get through whatever the problems are now, things will be better tomorrow..." That, more than the constant complaining from "some pockets," seems to be the dominant mood now even more than in May.

The pockets of complaining do seem loud at times. But the reservoirs of hope now appear much more vast.

By Ed Moltzen  ·  14 November 2004
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On the Rise

Rasmussen Reports measures President Bush's approval rating at 56 percent:

This is highest approval rating for the President since January. On Election Day, the President's Job Approval was at 52%.

Forty-four percent (44%) of voters continue to disapprove of the President's performance.

Without the non-stop, 'round-the-clock, ad hominem attacks that accompany bitter partisan campaigning, President Bush's approval ratings settle into the high 50s. (In January, before the heat of the Democratic primary season, it was at 57 percent.)

Way down deep, it doesn't look like we're a 49-49, or even a 51-48 nation after all.

By Ed Moltzen  ·  13 November 2004
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Whose Side Is He On?

Michael Moore continues to stick up for his "Minutemen," as evidenced by the top photo and caption on his web site.

By Ed Moltzen  ·  13 November 2004
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Memories Are Made Of This

David Patrick Columbia reminisces about Dean Martin, and talks about a new book from Dino's daugther, Deana Martin, Memories Are Made Of This.

The Columbia piece is a good read, and the book looks interesting as well.

By Ed Moltzen  ·  13 November 2004
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Coping Skills

Margaret Cho and some of her fans are having a difficult time with the Nov. 2 election results.

You can tell by reading stuff like this:

Just imagine the incredible storm of shit that Bush will have to endure. It will make Hurricane Jeanne look like a humidifier. The polarizing of the population has been a wondrous gift to debate, and we are more politicized and aware than ever before. With all this caution and attention focused on our 'elected' officials, we have a moment where we can grasp the brass ring of self-government. In the immortal words of DMX, "They don't know, who we be." but they will, and they will be sorry.

After reading that, it makes stories like these much more believable.

By Ed Moltzen  ·  12 November 2004
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Arbitron Cancels Westchester

This is a routine business decision by a research organization, but somehow the idea of "cancelling Westchester" is chuckle-worthy:

Westchester Axed By Arbitron

(Via New York Radio Message Board)

By Ed Moltzen  ·  12 November 2004
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NY Times Correction Du Jour

Apparently, someone at The Times thinks there's not too much distance between denying athletic uniforms to terrorists and out-and-out torture, based how how this transpired:

A front-page article yesterday about the nomination of Alberto R. Gonzales to be attorney general included an incomplete version of a quotation from a memo by Mr. Gonzales or his aides that his critics contend opened the door to the mistreatment of Iraqi prisoners at Abu Ghraib. (Excerpts from Mr. Gonzales's legal writings, published with the continuation of the article, included the complete quotation.) The passage, discussing the war on terrorism, read in full: "In my judgment, this new paradigm renders obsolete Geneva's strict limitations on questioning of enemy prisoners and renders quaint some of its provisions requiring that captured enemy be afforded such things as commissary privileges, scrip (i.e., advances of monthly pay), athletic uniforms and scientific instruments.'' The version in the article yesterday was truncated after "some of its provisions." (Go to article).

After they hacked the quote, leaving the reader believing that Gonzalez advocated significant rollbacks of Geneva, they followed up immediately by writing, "Many civil rights groups on Wednesday were quick to attack Mr. Gonzales for what they saw as legal policies and opinions that opened the door to the mistreatment of Iraqi prisoners at Abu Ghraib."

It's unclear whether this episode will have "legs," but it does seem fairly significant.

By Ed Moltzen  ·  12 November 2004
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As Long As Everyone's Giving Advice

Some ideas, for both major parties but especially the Democrats (who seem lost) about how to make things "different" in 2008:

1) Stop letting Iowa and New Hampshire decide the nominee for party members in the other 48 states. Do whatever it takes - stretch out the primary season, let California and New York hold their primaries much earlier in the process, whatever - to give more party members in more states a say in the nominating process. Why don't more Democrats vote in Tennessee, or Republicans in New York? Because their parties tell them they don't count during the nomination process, that's why;

2) Do what Jerry Brown did when he ran in '92: Refuse to accept any financial contributions from special interests. Period. What Brown did was voluntary - nobody forced him - and he even went so far as to refuse any contributions of more than $100. Brown didn't win the nomination, but he came in second out of a field of about 10 Democrats running that year. With the ability to solicit individual contributions over the Web (which Brown didn't have in '92), there's no excuse for relying on big money interests ever again;

3) Embrace people of faith. Yes - Democrats, too. The Democratic party was at its strongest in places like New York and Chicago and Mississippi when it appealed to people whose lives revolved around their parish or their church or their synagogue. The Irish-Catholic vote was always a solid for the Democrats in New York and Chicago. So was the Southern Baptist vote. Just because people believe what they read in the Bible and hear in church doesn't mean they can't be Democrats. Hostility toward people of faith sure didn't work for the Democrats in 2004. Maybe respect could work in 2008.

4) If a candidate doesn't win two-thirds of the convention delegates by the end of the primaries, hold an open convention. Yes, that's right. Open it up. FDR won four presidential nominations in open conventions. Truman won. So did JFK (Kennedy, not Kerry.) Is it any coincidence that the Democrats began turning into a minority party at about the same time Jimmy Carter bullied his way into a closed convention in 1980? The Republicans should think about doing this, too, in 2008. Open conventions are where coalitions form. And with all this Red State-Blue State hubbub, what each party needs to figure out is how to form a broader coalition for the next national election. This wouldn't negate the primaries, but would make it more urgent for a candidate to fight for every delegate in every state;

5) Disavow fringe activists and 527 groups that don't spend most of their time and resources on voter registration and getting out the vote. If necessary, pass party platforms that would freeze them out of appointed government positions or lobbying access. Don't wait for a new, stupid law to pass that won't work anyway. Show some leadership.

By Ed Moltzen  ·  11 November 2004
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Question Of The Day

Will Bill Maher get the Bill O'Reilly treatment from the rest of the media?

By Ed Moltzen  ·  11 November 2004
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Coalition Troops Find Sarin in Iraq

According to this NPR report, troops found a stash of weapons with a briefcase - inside the briefcase were four packets each containing 10 vials labled "Sarin."

(Via The Corner.)

By Ed Moltzen  ·  11 November 2004
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Veterans Day

It's Veterans Day.

The story of U.S. Army Technical Sgt Robert Gerstung, a Medal of Honor recipient, is one of many that could be considered today:

On 19 December 1944 he was ordered with his heavy machinegun squad to the support of an infantry company attacking the outer defense of the Siegfried Line near Berg, Germany.

For 8 hours he maintained a position made almost untenable by the density of artillery and mortar fire concentrated upon it and the proximity of enemy troops who threw hand grenades into the emplacement. While all other members of his squad became casualties, he remained at his gun. When he ran out of ammunition, he fearlessly dashed across bullet-swept, open terrain to secure a new supply from a disabled friendly tank.
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A fierce barrage pierced the water jacket of his gun, but he continued to fire until the weapon overheated and jammed. Instead of withdrawing, he crawled 50 yards across coverless ground to another of his company's machineguns which had been silenced when its entire crew was killed. He continued to man this gun, giving support vitally needed by the infantry. At one time he came under direct fire from a hostile tank, which shot the glove from his hand with an armor-piercing shell but could not drive him from his position or stop his shooting.

When the American forces were ordered to retire to their original positions, he remained at his gun, giving the only covering fire. Finally withdrawing, he cradled the heavy weapon in his left arm, slung a belt of ammunition over his shoulder, and walked to the rear, loosing small bursts at the enemy as he went. One hundred yards from safety, he was struck in the leg by a mortar shell; but, with a supreme effort, he crawled the remaining distance, dragging along the gun which had served him and his comrades so well.

By his remarkable perseverance, indomitable courage, and heroic devotion to his task in the face of devastating fire, T/Sgt. Gerstung gave his fellow soldiers powerful support in their encounter with formidable enemy forces.

By Ed Moltzen  ·  11 November 2004
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Tragic, He said

It didn't take too long for U.N. Secretary General Kofi Annan to describe Yasser Arafat's death as "tragic."

By Ed Moltzen  ·  11 November 2004
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Don't Mess With Liberty

Only in New York could a couple of guys try to mug the Statue of Liberty. According to the Manhattan D.A.'s Office:

On October 2, 2004, at about 3:20 AM at West 47th Street and Broadway, DAMIAM DECASTA and JOSE ESPINAL approached a 46-year-old man, dressed as the Statue of Liberty, as he was performing on the sidewalk in front of a crowd of people. ESPINAL punched the victim in the head.

DECASTA tried to take the victim's bucket of money, which contained $23; a struggle ensued and the victim was able to get the container back. The victim flagged down a police officer and pointed out the defendants on the east side of Broadway between 47th and 48th Streets. The officer stopped DECASTA and ESPINAL. The defendants were arrested at West 47th Street and Broadway.

Moral of the story: You mess with Liberty, you pay the price. The accused are facing 7 years in prison.

By Ed Moltzen  ·  10 November 2004
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The Energizer Terrorist
By Ed Moltzen  ·  10 November 2004
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Party Time At The Electoral College

Josh Marshall argues in favor of doing away with the Electoral College system of choosing a president:

The problem is that it makes the votes of too many Americans into an irrelevancy or a mere exercise in symbolism.

Folks in DC experience this reality more than anyone. But if you're living in Texas or New York or California or Alabama, national elections are really just a spectator sport.

Dean Esmay disagrees and notes:

There is one overriding point that makes the whole discussion moot:

To abolish the electoral college you must amend the Constitution. To do that, you need 2/3rds of both the House and Senate to ratify that amendment, and then you must get 3/4ths of the state legislatures to ratify it.

So what you will essentially be proposing is that the representatives and Senators from Alaska, Hawaii, Connecticut, Rhode Island, Iowa, Arkansas, Nebraska, Montana, North & South Dakota, Wisconsin, Colorado, Utah, New Mexico, Arizona, Wyoming, and so on vote to make their less states less important. And then you will, state by state, be asking 3/4ths of the state legislatures to make their voters less important. All so you can get something that you think is more fair.

If Democrats are so keen on making votes count in "blue" states, how about starting with their own house? How about not stacking the Democratic presidential primary season so early that the only votes that count in the nomination process are those in Iowa, New Hampshire and - once in a blue moon - a handful of Southern "Super Tuesday" states?

If New Yorkers and Californians had more of a say in the selection process, maybe the Democrats wouldn't wind up with candidates like Walter Mondale and Michael Dukakis and John Kerry. Maybe - just maybe - they would field a candidate with a strong enough message to win over the "red" states on Election Day.

By Ed Moltzen  ·  10 November 2004
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More Protests in Iran

Moderate and hardline factions continue fighting each other in Iran, and now even Iran's president can't ignore it.

The volume is rising.

By Ed Moltzen  ·  10 November 2004
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NHL: No Hockey Lately

On a typical weekday afternoon, parents taking their kids to their typical weekly skating lessons ought to keep their eyes open. Not only might they run into 7-, 8- and 9-year olds learning figure 8's, they could run into 6-foot-2-inch bruisers from the National Hockey League.

The NHL continues its lockout of players and its pre-emption of the regular season, leaving its players looking for ice time and workouts not in places such as Madison Square Garden in Manhattan but at The Rinx Auditorium in Hauppauge.

Here is the New York Islanders' Alexei Yashin (click for larger), who scored 15 goals with 19 assists last year in league play. Today, he worked out with the Bobcats, the local junior team. He was joined in his workout by Vladimir Malakhov, the Philadelphia Flyer and former Islander and New York Ranger.

Today marks day 54 of the lockout with 172 games missed. Meanwhile, in Hauppauge, the ice is the same, the body checks are the same, and the whoosh of the ice is the same.

But it's not really the same.

By Ed Moltzen  ·   9 November 2004
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The New Comeback Kid

Five Minutes ago on Drudge: Arafat Said Dead.
Now on Drudge: Arafat Said Not Dead.

Those French doctors should disclose whatever it is they keep giving the guy to bring him back to life.

By Ed Moltzen  ·   9 November 2004
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Life-Trials Of the Rich and Famous

The upcoming Gary Condit-Dominick Dunne slander trial should make for interesting headlines, according to this story in the New York Post.

Meanwhile, Chandra Levy's killer is still walking the streets.

And Michael Jackson is still moon-walking them, but he might not for much longer. His trial on charges he abused a kid will start Jan. 31.

Meanwhile, out on Long Island, the plot is thickening in this story.

Ever get the feeling some people shouldn't be allowed anywhere near money, power or privilege?

By Ed Moltzen  ·   9 November 2004
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To Live, Drive And Die In L.A.

On some streets in L.A., no good deed goes unpunished:

Friendly Gesture Gets Man Killed

According to L.A. cops, a guy drove up to another car at an intersection during the evening hours, motioned to the other driver and his passenger that their headlights were off, and wound up getting shot and killed for his trouble. A 12-year old boy was in the guy's car when he got shot.

By Ed Moltzen  ·   9 November 2004
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Quote of the Day

Jonah Goldberg, NRO:

Take the two leading liberal columnists at the New York Times, Maureen Dowd and Paul Krugman. As we all know, one's a whining self-parody of a hysterical liberal who lets feminine emotion and fear defeat reason and fact in almost every column. The other used to date Michael Douglas.

By Ed Moltzen  ·   8 November 2004
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Next Up: Oil-for-Bugs Programme

This, out of the U.N. today:

8 November 2004 – A new study released by the United Nations Food and Agriculture Organization (FAO) today stresses that edible insects such as caterpillars and grubs should be considered an alternative source of nutrition in efforts to overcome food insecurity in central African countries.

They get specific:

For every 100 grams of dried caterpillars, there are about 53 grams of proteins, about 15 per cent of fat and about 17 per cent of carbohydrates, according to the study. The insects are also believed to have a higher proportion of protein and fat than beef and fish with a high energy value.

So, forget donating any fishing rods or hunting equipment. These folks need butterfly nets and flypaper, evidently.

By Ed Moltzen  ·   8 November 2004
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For GOP, A New York State Of Decline

Not all Democrats are despondent over what they saw at the polls last week. New York Dems seem to be feeling pretty darn good about themselves and - as much of a longshot as it is - now think they can take over the state Senate in a few years. (They haven't held the state Senate in Albany since 1965.)

Why the optimism? Any number of reasons, not the least of which is the fact that favorite daughter Hillary Clinton is now the party's top contender for the 2008 Democratic presidential nomination.

But far-looking hopes aside, New York Democrats saw a demonstration of one of the most pitiful GOP state operations in the country last week, when Republican candidate Howard Mills barely showed up in his race against incumbent Sen. Chuck Schumer. (At least Alan Keyes got some publicity while he was being stomped in Illinois by Barack Obama. Mills, whose campaign started well before Keyes', was essentially nowhere to be seen as he lost to Schumer by almost fifty points.)

Mills' campaign against Schumer was the most pathetic statewide race the Republicans have fielded since they ran Pierre Rinfret for governor in 1990. (Rinfret, on the campaign trail that year, referred to then-Senate candidate Carol Bellamy as "that idiot woman" and took to personally writing threatening notes to reporters.)

It's one thing to be outspent by a strong incumbent, as Mills was by Schumer. It's another thing entirely to barely even show up.

New York's Republican Party, really, is suffering from multiple-personality disorder. It boasts perhaps the second-most popular Republican in the country - Rudy Giuliani - but also the lower-key, weird-smiling George Pataki as governor. Michael Bloomberg, a liberal Republican, is New York City's mayor. But he's never wasted an opportunity to rip President Bush for the levels of federal homeland security dollars provided to the city.

And, in the Schumer-Mills race this year, Bloomberg endorsed - you got it! - Schumer.

Look, there's a reason the New York State Senate has been run by Republicans for decades. Outside of New York City - both upstate on Long Island - Republicans have been traditionally strong and voters traditionally more conservative.

And Giuliani, though liberal on "social issues," destroyed the ridiculously inept David Dinkins to win the New York City mayoralty in 1993 on a strict, no-tolerance, law-and-order platform. (Subsequently, the city's murder rate dropped from 2,000 a year under Dinkins to one of the lowest rates for any big city in the country.)

But the state party needs to figure out its identity. Mills forfeited much of the conservative vote in the state because he's pro-choice; the state Conservative Party then backed pro-lifer Marilyn O'Grady. They split what little anti-Schumer vote there was. Amid all the ineptitude, Schumer never had to answer to voters for his role in blocking President Bush's judicial nominations - including African American and Hispanic nominees.

Pataki, as the titular head of the state GOP organization, allowed that to happen and has allowed Democrats to maintain hope of taking back the state Senate and, even, sending Sen. Clinton to the White House. Once all the scrutiny over Sen. Arlen Spector ends, conservatives may want to take a look-see at Pataki's operation in Albany.

By Ed Moltzen  ·   8 November 2004
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Movin' on Up

Nothing succeeds like success:

Sunday November 07, 2004--Fifty-four percent (54%) of American voters Approve of the way George W. Bush is performing his role as President. Yesterday was the first time since January that the President's Job Approval rating had reached 55%.

Of course, had he lost, it might be higher than 54 or 55 percent. But once the non-stop attacks quiet down (not stop, but quiet down), the approval rating goes up.

Certainly, it will be of no consolation to the family of this guy. But, by and large, it seems like most people will only have so much "Hate Bush" currency in their wallets and most of it has been spent for the time being.

MORE: Roger Simon points out that Bush isn't just big in fly-over country, but -- shhhhhhh, don't let the word get out -- Beverly Hills! If Democrats can't maintain strong approval ratings in the Hollywood Mogul demographic, they may have been more seriously wounded than first suspected.

By Ed Moltzen  ·   8 November 2004
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Why They Don't Get It

Tom Wolfe, who has a new novel coming out this week, reveals a dirty little secret about the liberal intelligentsia:

The truth is that my pals, my fellow journos and literary types, would feel more comfortable going to Baghdad than to Cincinnati. Most couldn’t tell you what state Cincinnati is in and going there would be like being assigned to a tumbleweed county in Mexico.

They can talk to sheikhs in Lebanon and esoteric radical groups in Uzbekistan, but talk to someone in Cincinnati . . . are you crazy? They have no concept of what America is made of and even now they won’t see that.

He voted for Bush, he said, suggesting that his fellow writers and literary types weren't amused.

Did we mention he has a book coming out this week?

By Ed Moltzen  ·   7 November 2004
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Quote of the Day

"George W. Bush decided to respond to totalitarian terrorist attacks with a return to basic principles. He could have chosen appeasement. He could have opted for mere rhetoric. He decided not to do so. He decided to oppose brutality with steadfast conviction. Now a wide majority of his people has backed this policy. It has confirmed that there is hope in our way of life, a form of hope that derives its strength from its essential convictions, a hope that is manifested in the desire to defend freedom above all else." - Jose Maria Aznar, Spain's former prime minister.

By Ed Moltzen  ·   7 November 2004
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What's Round On Both Ends And 'Hi' In the Middle?