Bare Naked Ladies' Steve Page isn't impressed with some recent work by Celine Dion - a video with apparent product placement that he saw on a recent flight - and he writes about it:

There, on all the screens, Celine stands, emotionally raw and vulnerable as she pours her heart out about her deep passion for flying Air Canada. She nearly begs us to join her on her aeronautic adventures. And the prospect is alluring.

As majestic shots of airplanes and baggage carousels are intercut with erotically-charged footage of Celine overcome with religious rapture at the sight of an airplane hangar or an electronically-updating departures and arrivals screen, the viewer/listener can’t help but be overcome by the softness of it all.

He then mentions a book of photos that includes Celine Dion and her kids, and suggests the kids were treated as - please, his words here - "bags of meat." One has to give Page credit, though. It's probably the most passionate review of her work since she started at Caeser's Palace.

It might be too much to ask for her to respond. But a Canadian version of the U.S. "East Coast-West Coast" rap wars would be fun to watch.

MORE: Michele sends this comment (a glitch below apparently blocked it): "The book is one of those horrid Ann Geddes books, in which kids are treated like, well, bags of meat."

Here's the book. But they do look like happy little bags of meat!