Dear Freak:

Just saw your videotape.

So you want America to change its policy? Well, it's hard to say how much of a change this is, but here's the policy: (Get a pencil and take notes. We're busy with an election so there's no time to repeat it.)

1) We're looking for you.
2) When we find you, we're going to kill you.
3) We're going to kill the people who are working with you.
4) Afghanistan is a free country and women are voting, going to school and walking in public with their faces and hair showing.
5) Iraq is a free country and will have democratic elections in January. Women will have rights and power in that country, too.
6) Why are you still reading this? You better go hide. Because we're looking for you, and when we find you we're going to kill you.

Signed,

America (Red States and Blue States)