The only remaining issue that hasn't been discussed in the Sandy Berger criminal investigation is this one:

Berger and his lawyer said Monday night he knowingly removed the handwritten notes by placing them in his jacket, pants and socks, and also inadvertently took copies of actual classified documents in a leather portfolio.

This may be the first-ever recorded case of someone shoplifting national security documents. Pants? Socks? As National Security Advisor, Berger spent many sleepless nights - without doubt - trying to keep Americans from getting blown up. He's a smart man with good credentials.

But pants and socks?

MORE: James Taranto: "It's hard to think of anything that looks less
innocent than stuffing documents into his pants. Did Berger tell the 9/11
commissioners he was just glad to see them? "