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If current events have you down, how about a throwback to the good ol' days when JFK was dating Sam Giancana's girlfriend, Frank Sinatra was scaring the hell out of Peter Lawford and Joey Bishop and Dean Martin was, well, smooth.

Tomorrow, "Dino: The Essential Dean Martin" goes on sale.

Among the classics in this collection: "Everybody Loves Somebody," "Ain't That A Kick In The Head" and "Gentle on My Mind."

By Ed Moltzen  ·  31 May 2004
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One Year Old

It was the best of times.
It was the worst of times.
It was the weirdest of times.

Late Final is one year old today.

In one year: Saddam Hussein was captured, the jobs recession came to an end and the greatest baseball team of all time landed the game's best player.

California got rid of its Gray and elected a new Governator.

The newspaper of record emerged from a scandal, but keeps making mistakes.

America has learned that its choice for president in November will be between Bush and Not Bush

The U.S.-led coalition, after defeating Iraq in war, has reopened its schools, hospitals, oil fields and has its power running better than it has in years. After kicking out its tyrant, the U.S. is getting ready to give management of the country back to Iraqis. A lot of brave people have been lost in the process, but when it's over there will be one less country plotting to kill Americans.

The stock market has made its way back over 10,000.

According to Technorati.com, today there are 2,546,263 weblogs being read on a regular basis.

Thanks for making this one of them.

By Ed Moltzen  ·  31 May 2004
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Joe And Manny

Boston Red Sox slugger Manny Ramirez yesterday tied Joe DiMaggio on the all-time home runs list with 361.

Boston Globe columnist Dan Shaughnessy finds the similiarities don't end there:

America sang, "Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio?" Red Sox management has been known to say, "Where the [bleep] is Manny?"

Both were US citizens when they hit homer No. 361...

Both wanted to play for the Yankees.

Joe D was known for puttin' on the Ritz. Manny hangs out at the Ritz with Enrique Wilson.

The Red Sox fell out of first place yesterday. Some may say it's astonishing they've spent so long in first place this year with all their injuries - Trot Nixon, Nomar Garciaparra, Bill Mueller, etc. But they've still managed to score about two runs per game more at home than on the road. (Cough cough sign stealing cough cough.)

Congratulations are in order for Manny Ramirez - the pride of Washington Heights.

By now, though, he's acquired one gift that Joe D. never had: A nice view of the Yankees from down below.

By Ed Moltzen  ·  30 May 2004
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NY Times Correction du Jour

A frustrated Afghanistan could not be reached for comment:

An article yesterday about the arrest of Abu Hamza al-Masri, a radical Islamic leader, in London after an extradition request by the United States misstated the period in which he reportedly fought Soviet forces in Afghanistan. It was in the 1980's, not the 1990's; the Soviet pullout was completed in 1989.

By Ed Moltzen  ·  29 May 2004
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The Nixon Template

While Late Final was pre-empted:

Carl Bernstein took to USA Today this week to compare the Nixon Administration and Watergate to the Bush Administration and the war in Iraq.

He referred to the pre-war arguments by the Bush Administration and said it was based on "ginned up intelligence:"

Today, the issue may not be high crimes and misdemeanors, but rather Bush's failure, or inability, to lead competently and honestly.

"Ginned up intelligence?" He must mean the same sort of "ginned up intelligence" the Washington Post used, when he dogged the Watergate story with Bob Woodward.

Surely he remembers the woefully incorrect story - recounted briefly in this essay by Ben Bradlee - that almost destroyed his career.

Here's how it went: Woodward and Bernstein wrote a story that a Nixon campaign finance official, Hugh Sloan, testified before a grand jury that Nixon Chief of Staff H.R. Haldeman controlled a secret slush fund that was used to pay for the Watergate break-in. It was a flat-out falsehood.

Sloan never told the grand jury any such thing. The Post never admitted it made a mistake, and it never apologized.

The truth: Haldeman did control the fund. Prosecutors, though, never asked Sloan about it when he testified before the Watergate grand jury.

The Post ignored a noteworthy error in its coverage of Watergate because of the larger truth - Nixon and his inner circle were all crooks.

So when the Bush Administration said intelligence suggested Saddam Hussein sought uranium from Niger, but was in error, some (including Bernstein) ignore the larger truth: Iraq was hellbent on gaining weapons of mass destruction.

On Fox News Channel's "Hannity and Colmes" earlier this week, Bernstein dismissed charges he was a liberal and, instead, referred to himself as an "iconoclast." The problem, though, is that to many who jumped into journalism as a career, Bernstein has become an icon.

So it's particularly noteworthy when he makes this statement:

Like Nixon, this president decided the Constitution could be bent on his watch.

Is iconoclasm still iconoclasm if it's selective?

Bernstein never compared Clinton to Nixon. (Clinton invoked executive privilege more often than any other president in history, his administration mishandled and misused FBI files and he wrongfully sought to deprive Paula Jones of her day in court.) By contrast, President Bush has yet to be rebuffed on any significant constitutional issue by the U.S. Supreme Court (Clinton was, as was Nixon).

Like Sen. John Kerry's and his supporters' attempted use of Vietnam as a template for the Bush Administration and the Iraq war, Bernstein attempts to use Nixon and Watergate as a template.

Does it work? Only if you ignore history, or have selective memory.

By Ed Moltzen  ·  28 May 2004
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Apologies

A family health situation - now resolved - has caused Late Final's pre-emption this week.

Posting will resume in the next day or so.

Thanks for your patience.

The Management

By Ed Moltzen  ·  26 May 2004
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Economic Gains Continue

Good news (Well, for some people):

May 23 (Bloomberg) -- The U.S. economy may have expanded at a 4.5 percent annual pace in the first quarter, bolstered by demand that's enabling companies to raise prices, sweeten profits and hire more workers, economists said in advance of a government report due Thursday.

Other reports indicate the rate of hiring and job growth continues at a strong pace, as well.

So here is the Late Final theorum of economic conditions: As the number of datelines out of Iraq increases, gains in the economy are probably increasing at a commensurate or better rate.

By Ed Moltzen  ·  23 May 2004
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NY Times Correction(s) Du Jour

Think they're anxious to keep the Abu Ghraib story and theme all over the place? So anxious, it seems, they're rushing pieces into print without getting all the facts straight. A lot of pieces. This is just from today:

Because of an editing error, an article on Page 24 of The Times Magazine today about the photographs of Iraqi prisoners at Abu Ghraib renders a word incorrectly in a sentence about sexual images. The sentence should read, "An erotic life is, for more and more people, that which can be captured in digital photographs and on video" — not "that whither."

And:

Because of an editing error, a picture caption last Sunday about ghoulish images of war misstated the date of an execution in Europe. It was 1268. (The image was painted around 1860.)

And:

Two cartoons last Sunday carried erroneous credits. One, about two men commenting on the United States response to the Abu Ghraib prison scandal, was by Clement, not by Ben Sargent. The other, about the Iraqi response to the American invasion, was by Mike Luckovich, not by Clement.

By Ed Moltzen  ·  23 May 2004
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Seinfeld and Superman

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American Express is now debuting the latest installment of its Seinfeld-Superman commercials, on the web.

(It can be found here, in the reel "Hindsight.")

Like Seinfeld's TV show, the material is very close to the comic's standup act - and very funny. So far, no other major corporation has chosen to debut long-playing commercials over the web - but it looks like it's got potential. After the commerical ends, viewers are given a prompt to apply for an AmEx card if they want one.

Unlike T.V., the Web commercials can get an immediate response from viewers. And without AmEx paying Super Bowl rates.

By Ed Moltzen  ·  22 May 2004
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NY Times Correction Du Jour

Another edition of, "I was told there would be no math:"

An article on Wednesday about the arrival of the 17-year cicada in the eastern United States omitted a word in a quotation from Gene Kritsky, a professor of biology. He said the 17-year cicada had no competition from other periodic species because 17 is a prime number — divisible only by itself and 1 — making it impossible for the life cycles of other species to synchronize in any years. He said, "So no other species have evolved in synchrony with cicadas."

Huh?

By Ed Moltzen  ·  22 May 2004
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Never Assume

Cathy Seipp - who, to her credit, must never throw out a reporter's notebook - writes a great Tony Randall story.

By Ed Moltzen  ·  21 May 2004
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Martha's Lawyers: Neener Neener Neener

The fact that one of the government's top witnesses against Martha Stewart in her conspiracy and obstruction of justice trial was charged with perjuring himself was, to say the least, not lost on her lawyers:

If anyone believes that Martha Stewart was not prejudiced, they are extremely naïve.

If her conviction is thrown out, this would be the equivalent of the federal government balking in the winning run in extra innings. Still, the feds could have conducted an 18-month investigation into the tainted testimony if they wanted to let the home economics diva cool her heels at Allenwood - so maybe the judge will give prosecutors points for taking care of this mess quickly.

By Ed Moltzen  ·  21 May 2004
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DWText Messaging

You don't always find major diplomatic or geopolitical insight when you read the blog written by Iran's vice president.

Sometimes, you read about his driving skills:

On Friday, I went out for shopping. I was driving and going on. In one of the alleys around my home, suddenly my car's head wheels fell down in a big water way. I was so frightened. So hardly and with the help of people around there we could get it out.

At that moment one of my friends called and I told him what happened. He asked for the reason and I said�oh! Because of this mobile phone! He told me that isn't it said that you shouldn't talk on mobile while you are driving? As an answer, I told him that I wasn�t talking but I was sending Sms!!!

Not only does he seem like he could intereact well with the west, it sounds like he would feel at home on the Long Island Expressway.

By Ed Moltzen  ·  21 May 2004
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Strange Sight

U.S. Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld just introduced Wynona Judd and her band at a concert in the Pentagon's center courtyard - a concert held in recognition of National Military Appreciation Month.

(You can see the rest of the concert at Defenselink.)

The introduction just didn't seem as cool as when Ed Koch introduced Simon & Garfunkel during their concert in Central Park.

By Ed Moltzen  ·  21 May 2004
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What's Next: "Little Miss Scores?"

The local "Hooters" in Sekimori's town is running a "Little Miss Hooters" Contest.

You have to read it to believe it.

A quick scan shows this hasn't yet made any headlines, so Sekimori now has an exclusive.

MORE: Due to circumstances, the "Little Miss Hooters Contest" has been, um, cancelled.

By Ed Moltzen  ·  21 May 2004
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That Was Some Heck Of A Wedding Party

Out of Central Command, we read this:

May 19, 2004 Release Number: 04-05-46


FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE


COALITION FORCES RAID SUSPECTED FOREIGN FIGHTER SAFE HOUSE NEAR SYRIAN BORDER

BAGHDAD, Iraq -- At 3 a.m. May 19, Coalition forces conducted a military operation against a suspected foreign fighter safe house in the open desert, 85 km SW of Husaybah, and 25 km from the Syrian border.

During the operation, Coalition forces came under hostile fire and close air support was provided. Coalition forces on the ground recovered numerous weapons, 2 million Iraqi and Syrian dinar, foreign passports, and a SATCOM radio.

No mention of a Viennese table.

Drudge had the "U.S. troops kill 42 Iraqis at Wedding Party" as his top scare headline for an entire day, but this must have slipped through the cracks.

By Ed Moltzen  ·  21 May 2004
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NY Times Correction du Jour

We were told there would be no math:

Because of a transmission error, an article on Wednesday about a force that appears to be pushing the universe apart misstated the difference between the repulsive force as predicted by modern physics and the force actually measured. It is 1060 times as big, not 1,060 times.

By Ed Moltzen  ·  21 May 2004
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It's Not Just Expensive At The Pump

The Oil.com domain name is up for sale, and the starting bid price on eBay is $2.5 million.

Hurry, though. There's less than 21 hours remaining to get in on the action.

By Ed Moltzen  ·  20 May 2004
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Through The Mills

The state Republican Party has tapped Assemblyman Howard Mills to challenge U.S. Sen. Chuck Schumer in the Democrat's bid to win re-election this year.

A brief thumbnail bio:

His father, Louis Mills, was Orange County executive. Howard Mills became a councilman in the Orange County Town of Wallkill, and then town supervisor, and then won a seat in the state Assembly.

He's conservative, but the state Conservative Party didn't endorse him because they didn't deem him conservative enough on some social issues.

What will he make a big issue this year? Homeland Security and taxes.

Schumer has upward of $20 million on hand - which may have discouraged other, higher-profile candidates. Mills has $142,000 in his campaign coffers.

It's shaping up as an ugly, anything-can-happen summer, so you never know. But a $20 million head start should have Schumer sleeping well at night.

By Ed Moltzen  ·  20 May 2004
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NY Times Correction du Jour

Inequality, schmineqaulity:

An article on Monday about the 50th anniversary of the Supreme Court ruling that ended school segregation misstated a word in a paraphrase from President Bush, who attended a ceremony in Topeka, Kan. He called for a continuing battle to end racial inequality — not equality.

Do details like this really matter, especially in Bushworld?

By Ed Moltzen  ·  20 May 2004
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Thanks, Guys!

Jamie Gorelick's conflicts.
Richard Ben Veniste's smarm.
John Lehman's utter disrespect and cluelessness.
The Grand Opening of Richard Clarke's book tour.
Bob Kerrey attacking Condoleezza Rice.
Kerry and Lee Hamilton literally walking out on President Bush's testimony.

All punctuated by the events of the past two days.

Michele Catalano put it this way:

I honestly thought that this portion of the 9/11 hearings would lack the partisan bickering, finger pointing and childish behavior of the previous hearings.

Man, was I wrong.

By now, it's widely accepted that the 9/11 Commission has become a complete farce - the longest-running negative political ad of the 2004 campaign season.

No one will come out of these hearings and the commission's work looking good. No one, that is, with the possible exception of Speaker of the House Dennis Hastert - who pitched a fight over extending the panel's work beyond its original deadline.

To borrow a line from a national news magazine: How did it come to this?

Looking back, it's hard to have missed the fact that the grandstanding, dart-throwing, condescension and blame-assigning were craved by those who demanded this commission have as much time as it wanted. They needed these hearings. And they needed them to turn into a circus.

You can almost tell by how hard those who wanted these hearings to drag on lobbied for them. Let's take a stroll back in time to February, when Hastert had the foresight to see the mile that would be taken when the commission begged for its inch:

We admit we don't do causes very well on the program. And I don't do outrage well at all, yet, tonight, a cause and an outrage. The decision by the speaker of the House to deny the independent commission investigating the 9/11 attack on America a 60-day extension -- that's all, 60 days -- to complete its work is unconscionable and indefensible, which, no doubt, explains why neither the speaker, nor any member of the House leadership, nor none of their press secretaries would come on the program to talk about it, despite repeated requests.

-Aaron Brown, CNN Anchor.

And:

I really think the folks at the White House must be out of touch with how quickly their credibility with the public and the media is falling if they think that anyone will buy this stuff...

Now, after the president had said he would get behind extending the deadline for the 9/11 commission's report, they whip up this dingbat kabuki with Hastert to get them off the hook.

It's like they're losing touch.

- Josh Marshall.

And:

'I don't think this House of Representatives wants to take responsibility for our having less information than we need as to how this happened,'' Mr. Pelosi said, referring to the Sept. 11 attacks.

If Mr. Hastert blocked the extension, she said, ''I can only assume he is doing the heavy lifting for the White House, which never wanted this commission in the first place.''

- Rep. Nancy Pelosi (via NY Times paid archives).

And:

Q Claire, can I ask about the 9/11 Commission? Speaker Hastert has said he does not support extending the Commission's time frame for doing their work. Will the President push him to change his mind and support an extension and let an extension go through Congress?

MS. BUCHAN: Well, the President has made his views clear. He supports an extension of the 9/11 Commission. That is the White House view. And we've worked very cooperatively with the 9/11 Commission to ensure that they have all the information necessary to do their job. So the President believes it's important work.

Q Will he press Congress to approve the extension as is necessary for the Commission to do what he says he supports them doing?

MS. BUCHAN: As I said, the President has made his views clear, and that's where it stands from our standpoint as the President --

Q So I'll take that as a "no"?

MS. BUCHAN: Well, the President supports an extension and we've stated that and continue to support it.

Q But when something is really important to him, he often presses Congress over and over and over in speeches and through his staff and public remarks to do what he wants them to do. Will he do that on this issue?

MS. BUCHAN: I've indicated the President's view and he has made that clear. The President's view is that we support an extension.

Q There are reports that Speaker Hastert had rejected a personal plea from Andy Card to extend the deadline. Is that your understanding of it, as well, that Card had requested personally to Hastert to extend the deadline?

MS. BUCHAN: I don't have specifics on conversations they've had. But as I said, our view, the White House view, is to support an extension and that's where that stands.

- Unidentified reporter in press gaggle with White House spokeswoman Claire Buchan.

And:

Is this yet another panicky miscalculation from the same Republican establishment that seemed almost invincible only a year ago? Ever since the carrier landing backfired on them they just can't seem to find their footing.

- Kevin Drum.

Well, the commission got its extra time. All that lobbying sure paid off.

By Ed Moltzen  ·  19 May 2004
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Kerry And 'Big Oil'

Surrogates for Sen. John Kerry, the presumptive Democratic nominee for president, took to the airwaves and URLs yesterday to hammer the Bush Administration for its lack of action in controlling high gas prices.

"With gas prices breaking record high after record high, the American people are starting to wonder why this is happening," said Democratic National Chairman Terry McAuliffe. "Today, we're gathered here to say: the facts are in. The Bush Administration is in the pocket of big oil. And it's hurting Americans in their pocketbook."

McAuliffe doesn't specify who "Big Oil" is, but all he would need to do is look at his presumptive boss.

According to Kerry's most recent financial disclosures in the U.S. Senate, on file at the Center for Resonsive Politics, the Kerry family owned between $1 million and $2 million worth of holdings in companies specializing in "oil and gas acquisitions."

(You can get a closer look at those holdings here
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Previously, the Kerry family pocketed as much as $2 million in capital gains from the sale of stock in mega oil companies including ExxonMobil and BP Amoco.

While McAuliffe and a campaign spokesman pressed the gas-price issue against the Bush Administration yesterday, Kerry himself said nothing publicly about the issue.

However, an option remains on the table for President Bush to force a statement - and action - from Kerry himself. Dick Morris, a pollster, political operator and one-time advisor to President Clinton, suggested yesterday on Sean Hannity's radio program that President Bush submit a proposal to Congress to repeal the Clinton-era 5-cent per gallon gas tax.

Kerry voted for that gas tax, so he would then be in a position of either supporting higher prices at the pump or flip-flopping on his past vote, Morris suggested.

Or, the Bush Administration could simply lay out Kerry's financial disclosures when the discussion returns to Republicans and "Big Oil."

By Ed Moltzen  ·  19 May 2004
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NY Times Correction du Jour

The dreaded Editor's Note returns:

Editors' Note

An article in Escapes on Friday about motorcycling and another last Oct. 3 included comments on products by people who had undisclosed business ties to them. In the Friday article, about motorcyclists who wear brightly colored clothes for safety, Andy Goldfine, identified as a sales manager from Duluth, Minn., discussed the advantages of a bright lime-yellow Aerostitch jacket. A spokesman for Aerostitch says Mr. Goldfine is its sole owner.

The October article, about customized motorcycles, identified Marjorie Charney as a Boston-based marketing consultant and the owner of a modified BMW R1100S motorcycle. She says she is a market sales operations manager for BMW Motorcycles.

The writer, a freelance, acknowledges that in each case she knew of the connections but did not mention them to her editors. Had the editors been informed, the comments would have been omitted. (Go to Article)

So more freelance concerns return to The Times, a year after the Rick Bragg controversy. In this case, though, it's not clear why the paper would make special note that the writer was freelancing - since it apparently made no mention of that fact in the original articles themselves.

By Ed Moltzen  ·  19 May 2004
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The Iraqi Reconstruction Beat

Jeff Jarvis and James Lileks are both floating the idea of news organizations creating an Iraqi Reconstruction Beat � an assignment for a reporter or reporters who could track progress made by the Coalition and Iraq toward rebuilding the country.

There�s ample information about the effort already available to anyone who wants it. The CPA issues �weekly progress reports� in any number of areas of essential services, the economy and government that are there for the asking.

(The CPA has them available for download, in Word Document format, directly from its web site.)

For example, as of the May 7 weekly progress report, we find that :

The seven-day average (May 1-7) of peak electricity production was 3,766 MW.

-- Stock levels for all four major fuels (diesel, benzene, kerosene, and liquefied petroleum gas) are at seven days of supply or better nationwide for the first time since recording began in September 2003.

-- Since May 2003, the CPA has established cell phone service for 389,111 subscribers nationwide.

What does the peak electricity production mean? For ten years � from 1991 to 2001 � Iraq�s electrical generation production was at 3,300 megawatts, according to the first of the weekly progress reports.

So � while Saddam�s and Zarqawi�s thugs have been shooting at Coalition troops and U.S. contractors, killing and mutilating them every chance they get � the Coalition has not only restored Iraq�s power to pre-war levels but it�s now at least ten percent better.

Not only that, but according to the May 7 progress report, the Coalition says it�s still aiming to push the electric production up to 6,000 Megawatts before sovereignty gets turned over.

But now that the juice is on and getting better, what are they able to do with it? Well, here�s another nugget from the weekly progress report:

The State Owned Internet Company currently has over 43,000 dial-up subscribers in Baghdad. There was limited service pre-war and now, approximately 11,000-12,000 new subscribers are added per week.

That�s 11,000 to 12,000 more Iraqis who can log on every week, click on mainstream U.S. media web sites, and read about the quagmire going on around them. (Data for Internet access growth rates during Saddam�s tenure aren�t currently available.)

How are things going with getting a stable government in place? From the May 7 economic progress report, we read:

The Inspector General for the Ministry of Defense was appointed this week. With this appointment, all 26 Ministries have Inspector General.

On May 4, newly appointed Inspectors Generals met at the Baghdad Convention Center to review staffing, training plans, staff pay, ethics and the code of conduct program, and the 2005 Inspector General budget. The Inspectors General are meeting together weekly basis to discuss common issues (particularly budget staff) and develop their individual and collective roles.

(Meeting minutes from any Inspectors General meetings during the Saddam Hussein regime aren�t currently available.)

What about social services? The May 7 Governance Progress Report has this information:

CPA provided a grant to the Kurdistan Women�s Union (KWU) to conduct mobile outreach activities in rural communities of the Arbil Governorate. The areas targeted by this project are isolated, vulnerable societies whose population suffered a great deal of poverty, ignorance, and abuse under the former regime.

Now that these areas are accessible to humanitarian organizations they are in desperate need of support. KWU, with ITI support, will send three mobile teams of four women each to villages to conduct a series of human rights, health care, child-development and democracy workshops over a course of three months.

(Information on human rights outreach programs in Kurdistan during Saddam Hussein�s regime aren�t currently available.)

So is there ample material for news organizations to create an �Iraqi Reconstruction Beat?� One thing is for sure: there would probably be an endless number of City Hall or Planning Board reporters across the country who would line up for that beat change in a Baghdad Minute.

By Ed Moltzen  ·  18 May 2004
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A Denial-Denial

Sy Hersh's New Yorker piece this week says the Defense Department and CIA - with backing of top officials including Donald Rumsfeld - approved a plan to systematically torture and abuse Iraqi prisoners.

The Pentagon said the story wasn't true, but some, including Josh Marshall, said it sounded like a non-denial denial.

CIA spokesman Bill Harlow has just issued a denial-denial:

The New Yorker story is fundamentally wrong. There was no DoD/CIA program to abuse and humiliate Iraqi prisoners. Despite what is alleged in the article, I am aware of no CIA official who would have--or possibly could have--confirmed the details of The New Yorker's inaccurate account.

By Ed Moltzen  ·  18 May 2004
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When Re-invention Goes Awry

Chris Jones, an arts reporter for the Chicago Tribune (registration required), writes the following about Air America Radio headliner Al Franken and his new place in the liberal talk circuit:

Franken flows from the Second City-style world of sketch comedy. It's a scripted, fast-paced place that needs oodles of preparation and globs of material. That won't entirely work in Franken's new life; he now will have to go through material like butter and riff from the top of his head. Perhaps this conflict explains why he told the same anti-Donald Rumsfeld gag twice on Saturday night. Ironically, it involved making the statement that Rumsfeld was inept.

Franken, Jones explains, has worked to re-invent himself from the writer-mensch-funny man from "Saturday Night Live" into the left's answer to Rush Limbaugh and Bill O'Reilly. The result, it appears, is like a fresh water fish trying to make it in a salt water lake.

By Ed Moltzen  ·  18 May 2004
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Low-Carb Diets: Everybody In The World Is Now On One

Cracker Barrel is now offering a low-carb menu, including:

Half Pound Bacon Cheeseburger
Grilled Roast Beef
Grilled Chicken Salad
Spicy Grilled Catfish
Half Pound Hamburger Steak

"We've made it easy for folks counting carbs to still enjoy good country cooking," said Mark Tanzer, Vice President of Product Development, in a statement announcing the menu.

Just remember your cholesterol pills.

By Ed Moltzen  ·  18 May 2004
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But Can He Sing And Dance?

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Dennis Farina will replace Jerry Orbach as the gruff-detective type on "Law & Order."

Orbach - captured here by Gothamist filming his last episode on Dick Wolfe's show - had played Detective Lenny Briscoe on "Law" since the first Bush Administration. Since "Frasier" was still on "Cheers." Since Courtney Cox was making pizza commercials. Orbach's career had actually included singing roles in musicals such as "42nd Street" on Broadway and "Beauty & The Beast" on celluloid.

Farina has been in "Get Shorty," "Snatch," and "Crime Story."

By Ed Moltzen  ·  18 May 2004
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Nuancing His Way Around The U.N. Oil-For-Food Scandal

U.S. Sen. John Kerry, the presumptive Democratic nominee for president, has made - over and over again - statements that indicate the United Nations would play a prominent roll in a Kerry Administration.

Those remarks included this one:

"And I'll tell you, after I'm sworn in, one of the first things I'm going to do is go to the United Nations and turn over a new chapter in America's relationship with the world, one that strengthens our security and our safety."

That was before revelations that the U.N.'s Oil-for-Food program for Iraq was actually turned into a Saddam Hussein slush fund to bribe international officials. Last week, when Alan Colmes interviewed him and asked about his U.N. strategy in light of the scandal, Kerry didn't exactly make the United Nations a "one-of-the-first-things-I-would-do" priority:

COLMES: Do we ignore-we go to the U.N. Do we ignore the oil-for- food scandal?

KERRY: I'm not talking about...

COLMES: We're talking about asking them to help us.

KERRY: I'm not talking about primarily going to the U.N. I laid out in Fulton, Missouri, a very specific set of steps, which require presidential leadership.

Step No. 1 is for the president to sit down with, talk to, in a very personal way, the leaders of these other countries, to help persuade them, No. 1, that he's prepared to share decision-making and reconstruction, and No. 2, persuade them of their interests in making certain that, even though the United States may have made some mistakes, they all share an interest in the outcome.

And once you have that shared interest, and shared responsibility and decision making, then you can go to the U.N. or to NATO, put together a group of international players who are prepared to recognize our global responsibility, get the U.N. to pass a resolution authorizing what we're doing, so that it has the international stamp of approval...

Kerry never did address the Oil-for-Food Scandal. He's never addressed U.N. disasters in the Balkans and Rwanda.

But where the U.N. once was the lynchpin of Kerry's foreign policy, now it's, at best, Step 3 on his list of foreign policy priorities. And Oil-for-Food is a non-issue.

By Ed Moltzen  ·  17 May 2004
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The Iraqi Torture Videotapes

(UPDATED)

Roger Simon points out that The Real Picture Show - with real-life scenes of Saddam Hussein's army cutting off dissidents' fingers, throwing people off buildings and cutting out tongues - is on the brink of becoming public. The video is in the hands of Arab TV stations right now, he reports.

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Fox News Channel actually aired videotaped portions of the gruesome and grotesque human rights violations by Saddam's men last October. However, for some reason, no other major media picked it up and the story - and the video and pictures - were ignored after they cycled out of the news in about a day.

Fortunately, FNC has archived the report - and the video - at its web site. It's here.

It shows Saddam's army - presumably, there's a good chance some of them were at Abu Ghraib prison in Iraq - taking part in some of the most barbaric, inhuman acts you'll see. Greg Kelly, the FNC correspondent who narrates the report, indicates much of the brutality was edited out of the video and that there are still more videos that exist.

Said Kelly: "One tape is said to show a man being eaten by dogs while Saddam Hussein, himself, looks on."

MORE: Film maker Don North says he has an independent documentary with a graphic presentation of the torture and abuses dished out by Saddam's military and militia, but says he is having a hard time getting it shown:

My documentary "Remembering Saddam" continues to languish on the desks of yawning broadcast editors, but the subjects of that documentary will be writing letters to their wives with their new hands.

Unlike other documentary makers, the media hasn't yet put a spotlight on North's attempt to have his movie shown to the public.

By Ed Moltzen  ·  17 May 2004
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Corruption Makes A Comeback In New York

News Item: DA taped specific officials

For two months last year, detectives assigned to District Attorney Thomas Spota's office secretly recorded conversations in Brookhaven's building department after planting a court-ordered listening device, court records show.

That revelation came as detectives served a raft of Brookhaven Town and political officials with notices informing them that they had been picked up on tape as part of a wide-ranging investigation of government corruption in Suffolk County (Long Island).

News Item: Powerful NY State Senator Pleads Guilty In Kickback Case

Guy Velella, who quit his powerful state Senate post last week at the brink of his bribery trial, pleaded guilty Monday to one felony charge and accepted a year in jail.

News Item: D.A. Warns Parents Not To Let Daughters Get State Pol Internships

The Albany County district attorney - reacting to the intern sex scandal at the state Capitol - issued an extraordinary warning yesterday about the program. EP "Any father who would let his daughter be an intern in the state Legislature should have his head examined," Albany DA Paul Clyne told The Post.

As Ed Koch once said - in the shadow of the New York City Parking Violations Bureau scandals during the 1980s: "Corruption has been around since Adam and Eve." And, judging by recent developments, it will be around for much, much longer.

If this keeps up, it may be time for another Moreland-style or Knapp-style commission on corruption in New York state. It seems there is at least one of them every decade or so.

By Ed Moltzen  ·  17 May 2004
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Democratic Talking Points (Continued)

He was selected, not elected.

Tax cuts for the rich won't work

Being patriotic means criticizing the president

War in Afghanistan will be a quagmire.

Tax cuts for the rich won't work

Give inspections more time to work in Iraq

War in Iraq will be a quagmire

Tax cuts for the rich won't work

We won the war, but can we win the peace?

He lied about WMD

By Ed Moltzen  ·  17 May 2004
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Air Checks

Posters on the indispensible New York Radio Message Board have made some links available to local New York radio air checks from Sept. 11, 2001.

They are just as chilling today as they were two-and-a-half years ago.

By Ed Moltzen  ·  17 May 2004
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Bombs In Baghdad

The Coalition Provisional Authority will have a long day, after terrorists assassinated the president of the ruling Iraqi Governing Council.

Here is the text of the CPA's statement from administrator Paul Bremer on the assassination, including this passage:

The terrorists who are seeking to destroy Iraq have struck a cruel blow with this vile act today. But they will be defeated. Ezzidin Salim�s death will not have been in vain. The Iraqi people will ensure that his vision of a democratic, free and prosperous Iraq will become a reality.

It appears things will be violent and ugly over the next six weeks, until the Iraqi's regain soveriegnty. By that point, it would be interesting to see Saddam's and al Qaeda's approval ratings in the Gulf.

By Ed Moltzen  ·  17 May 2004
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New Curse Word Of The Day

Can ya say it, boys and girls? There. I knew you could.

By Ed Moltzen  ·  16 May 2004
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NY Times Correction du Jour

Paxton: Played a gruff, tough but soft-hearted space man in "Apollo 13." Pullman: Played a soft-hearted, tough, but not-so-gruff president and space man in "Independence Day." Now, print this out and paste it to the desk so this mistake isn't made for the fifteen million and first time:

A listing last Sunday in Summer Movies for "Thunderbirds," scheduled to open on July 30, misidentified the actor who plays Jeff Tracy. He is Bill Paxton, not Bill Pullman.

By Ed Moltzen  ·  16 May 2004
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Those Air America Reviews Keep Pouring In

This is a generally sympathetic review/feature story on Air America Radio in the Star Tribune, but the last quotation seems to be one worth noting:

Michael Harrison, editor of the talk radio magazine Talkers, was more blunt:

"The impression one gets from this whole thing is that it's really more of a political campaign with contributers than it is a radio business with investors. That's been the thing that's made it seem so shaky to those inside the business. It doesn't follow the pattern of a business; it's more of a political movement. And radio is not a political machine. Radio is a medium."

It wouldn't be so bad if the "political campaign" Air America tried to emulate was a successful one. So far, if it were a campaign, it would be a lot less FDR or JFK, and a lot more Dukakis or Mondale.

By Ed Moltzen  ·  15 May 2004
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Heads or Tails?

Scott Rasmussen says that the Bush-Kerry race is still a toss-up, despite John Zogby's prediction that the 2004 presidential is Sen. John Kerry's to lose. Rasmussen explains:

What little movement we have seen suggests that the President loses a couple of points every time a new level of bad news comes from Iraq. After a few days or a week, however, the numbers return to the toss-up range. Senator Kerry loses a few points every time the spotlight focuses on him. Kerry's numbers bounce back when the focus returns to the President.

Also, a key part of the Zogby analysis is that "The President’s problem is further compounded by the fact that he is now at the mercy of situations that are out of his control." It's absolutely true that the economy and Iraq are out of the President's control. But, they are also out of Senator Kerry's control.

Today's Rasmussen Report gives President Bush a 1-point lead over Kerry.

The conservative commentator Rush Limbaugh paid pollster Frank Luntz to, essentially, ask one question of registered Democrats in the country: If you could vote again today on a candidate for your party, who would you choose? The results were announced yesterday: Forty percent would vote for Kerry. Sixty percent either chose someone else or didn't know who they would support. Consider that again:

Sixty percent of voters in Kerry's own party would vote for another presidential nominee if they had the chance, or just didn't know if they would support Kerry at all.

That may be the true, key difference between the two: Bush has a base of rock, solid support. Kerry doesn't.

By Ed Moltzen  ·  15 May 2004
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Reopened

On Long Island, in Suffolk County, a 17-year old murder case is about to be reopened.

It's the 1988 case of Martin Tenkleff, then 17, who was accused of killing his parents. He was convicted two years later and has been behind bars since. His lawyers and supporters say new evidence in the case exhonerates Tenkleff:

By late summer of 2003, Salpeter and the lawyers believed they had all they needed: compelling new evidence, none of which was available at the time of the trial of Marty Tankleff, and which could have altered the outcome. The evidence supported the theory of the defense all along, that (his father's business partner) was inside the Tankleff's home at 3:00 a.m. with a significant financial motive to murder the Tankleffs.

(Tankleff's web site is one of the more extensive, easy-to-read defendant web sites available.)

The D.A.'s office has agreed to a hearing to reopen the whole thing.

By Ed Moltzen  ·  15 May 2004
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Kerry Forgets U.S.S. Cole Victims

Sen. John Kerry, the presumptive Democratic nominee for president, ignored the attack against the U.S.S. Cole yesterday when he gave a campaign speech in Arkansas. The Kerry camp hasn't posted the text of the speech on his web site yet, but according to this report in the L.A. Times (registration required), he said:

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"When Bill Clinton left office, not one young American in uniform was dying in a war anywhere in this world."

In fact, in the waning months of Clinton's presidency, on Oct. 12, 2000, al Qaeda attacked the U.S.S. Cole at a port in Yemen and killed 17 young sailors.

During her recent testimony before the 9-11 Commission, National Security Advisor Condoleezza Rice put it this way:

The terrorists were at war with us, but we were not yet at war with them.

Kerry, or his speechwriters, must have forgotten about the Cole.

By Ed Moltzen  ·  14 May 2004
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Abuses Found at Gitmo

Navy Vice Admiral Albert T. Church III - who Secretary of Defense Rumsfeld assigned to review alleged and possible abuses of al Qaeda detainees at Guantanamo Bay - said he has unearthed the following abuses, according to this transcript of his Q&A with the media:

ADMIRAL CHURCH: Well, let�s do that now. There was documented eight, eight minor infractions going back as far as we can get the records, I think to 2002. The, as I remember, four were, involved guards, three involved interrogators, and one involved a barber. Those numbers are from my memory. They�re roughly correct.

MALE VOICE: [inaudible]?

ADMIRAL CHURCH: A barber. And, the specific incident was an unauthorized haircut. To a detainee.

MALE VOICE: [inaudible]. A haircut?

ADMIRAL CHURCH: It was, it was a haircut. Now. What I know Secretary�s�

MALE VOICE: [interposing] [inaudible].

ADMIRAL CHURCH: I think it was a Mohawk. I guess I�m on the record, so I don�t have that in front of me.

FEMALE VOICE: Unauthorized haircut?

ADMIRAL CHURCH: I would phrase it as an unauthorized haircut...

While the terrorist was tortured with a Mohawk, the abuses - apparently - stopped short of styling the prisoner with a mullet.

By Ed Moltzen  ·  14 May 2004
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Drum Roll Please

Introducing...

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"The McVeggie."

As prepared at the McDonald's at 51st and Broadway, New York, NY.

The verdict: "Eh."

By Ed Moltzen  ·  14 May 2004
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NY Times Correction du Jour

Well, at least they didn't misspell "weiner:"

An obituary on May 1 about Joseph F. Cullman 3rd, a former chairman and chief executive of Philip Morris, misspelled the name of a subsidiary. It is Oscar Mayer, not Oscar Meyer.

By Ed Moltzen  ·  14 May 2004
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Closings, Layoffs at Air America

The L.A. Times (registration required) is reporting that Air America is firing 15 to 20 employees and closing sales offices in Chicago and Los Angeles.

It also reports that the liberal radio network is "recasting its business plan."

Air America, with a line card that includes host Al Franken, can currently be heard in New York City, Plattsburgh, Anchorage, a few other cities and the prestigious Internet.

By Ed Moltzen  ·  13 May 2004
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Surprise Visit

AP is reporting that Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld is in Iraq, and is making a surprise visit to "calm the troops" over all the abuse stories.

So it appears he's not resigning today.

By Ed Moltzen  ·  13 May 2004
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Misleading About Inhofe

Josh Marshall is hopping mad about Republican Sen. James Inhofe, who, during yesterday's Senate hearing into U.S. military abuses at the Abu Ghraib prison in Iraq, said, "I have to say, and I'm probably not the only one up at this table that is more outraged by the outrage than we are by the treatment."

Marshall responded:

I don't think I can remember a more shameful spectacle in the United States Congress, in my living memory, than the comments today of James Inhofe, the junior senator from Oklahoma. Clearly, it is part of the RNC talking points now to shift the brunt of the media storm from the abuses themselves to the political storm they've created.

Really? "RNC talking points?" Are these part of the RNC Talking points?:

"These allegations of mistreatment, if proven, represent an appalling and totally unacceptable breach of military conduct that could undermine much of the courageous work and sacrifice by our forces in the war on terror. This is not the way for anyone who wears the uniform of our armed forces to act." - U.S. Sen. John Warner, Republican from Virginia;

"...There will be a full accounting for the cruel and disgraceful abuse of Iraqi detainees. Conduct that has come to light is an insult to the Iraqi people and an affront to the most basic standards of morality and decency. - President Bush;

"But certainly they've caused an awful lot of damage... And I can assure you that they're going to be prosecuted to the nth degree, whatever the military code of justice does allow." - U.S. Sen. Saxby Chambliss, Republican from Georgia;

"...In recent days there has been a good deal of discussion about who bears responsibility for the terrible activities that took place at Abu Ghraib. These events occurred on my watch. As secretary of defense, I am accountable for them and I take full responsibility." - Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld;

"Last year, several members of the United States military disgraced the uniform. By abusing enemy detainees, a handful of miscreants broke our laws, embarrassed our country and created an international incident." - U.S. Rep. Duncan Hunter, Republican of California;

"I've been proud to be a military intelligence officer for over 30 years in the U.S. Army. I'm proud to be a Vietnam veteran. But I think like a lot of folks who saw these images, I'm not proud of what took place at the Baghdad Central Correctional Facility.

It doesn't reflect our values. It doesn't reflect my values or yours or those of the American people or those of the majority of our soldiers. And it also -- and I think this is really important -- it doesn't reflect our rules, our laws, our regulations." - U.S. Rep. Rob Simmons, Republican from Connecticut;

"These acts are deplorable. There is no excuse for what happened to those Iraqi prisoners." - U.S. Sen. Bill Frist, Republican from Tennessee.

The list could go on all day.

Marshall continues:

But no one that I saw at least rose more naturally to the effort than this man. No one else's heart seemed so matched to the deed, with his snarls at "humanitarian do-gooders" (i.e., the Red Cross) trying to monitor compliance with the Geneva Conventions.

How'd the Red Cross do at monitoring al Qaeda's compliance with the Geneva Conventions for Nick Berg? Or other U.S. POWs during the early stages of the Iraq war? Or does the Red Cross' concern for compliance only count when Americans aren't the victims or prisoners?

America's greatest moments in the last century came when she tempered power with right and toughened, or sharpened, the edges of right with power -- World War II, then the post-war settlement that framed the Cold War are the clearest, though certainly not the only, examples.

Does he mean after Harry Truman nuked Japan? Or when Ronald Reagan pushed the SDI and scared the bejeesus out of the Soviets? What does he mean by "post-war settlement?" The deal where we turned our backs on Stalin's genocide? (If the New York Times can turn its back on that, a blogger can, too. Right?)

More:

But here you have Jim Inhofe lumbering out of his cave and on to the stage, arguing that we can do whatever we want because we're America. Inhofe's America is one that is glutted on pretension, cut free from all its moral ballast, and hungry to sit atop a world run only by violence. Lady Liberty gets left with fifty bucks, a sneer, a black eye, and the room to herself for the couple hours left before check out.

Actually, here's where the deception about Inhofe comes into play. Marshall's cave metaphor only goes so far. He says Inhofe argued "that we can do whatever we want because we're America." Well, that's one way to put it. Another is to let Inhofe actually speak for himself:

And I hasten to say, yes, there are seven bad guys and gals that didn't do what they should have done. They were misguided. I think maybe even perverted. And the things they did have to be punished, and they're being punished. They're being tried right now and that's all taking place.

How does Inhofe's remarks calling them "perverted" and saying "the things they did have to be punished" equate to "we can do whatever we want because we're America?" Inhofe is interested in blaming and punishing the people who actually were involved in the abuses.

But Inhofe, in Marshall's view, says the unthinkable: That trying to smear the entire country, Armed Forces and Executive Branch for the misdeeds of a few rogues is an outrage. Or, even better, let Inhofe speak for himself:

I have to say when we talk about the treatment of these prisoners that I would guess that these prisoners wake up every morning thanking Allah that Saddam Hussein is not in charge of these prisons.

When he was in charge, they would take electric drills and drill holes through hands, they would cut their tongues out, they would cut their ears off. We've seen accounts of lowering their bodies into vats of acid. All of these things were taking place.

Inhofe also brings to Washington a different perspective. He's a senator from Oklahoma which - until Sept. 11, 2001 - was the site of the worst terrorist attack ever on U.S. soil. Once one gets to understand how true atrocities affect their victims, things have a way of falling into perspective.

Certainly, it puts the business of "shameful spectacles" into perspective.

By Ed Moltzen  ·  12 May 2004
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Another Carnival

There never can be enough carnivals, right? Well, welcome to Carnival of the Crime Watchers - an attempt to take your mind off politics, war and cats.

Gothamist points out a strange Queens murder:

The city medical examiner has said that the body found in a Queens dumpster was that of Stacy-Ann Sappleton, a Canadian woman in town to visit with her fiance's family in Queens and plan her wedding. Sources say that Sappleton, who had been missing since Friday and was found on Monday, her body beaten and shot, probably knew her attacker.

What would Lenny Briscoe say about this one?

What happens when a conservative Justice Department decides to re-open a racially charged, 1955 murder case in the south? A combination of cynicism and hope:

SideShow, a Brit blog, takes a look at the U.S. Justice Department's decision to re-open the Emmit Till murder and says, "It is safe for Mr. Ashcroft to investigate racists if they are already dead." (Emphasis in original.) However, Anderson notes that the feds may have evidence there were accomplices to the murder (the original two suspects are dead, but the potential accomplices may be alive): "Let's hope there's some chance of bringing to justice whatever guilty parties may remain."

Ben Maller picked up on a brutally sardonic observation about the Kobe Bryant rape case from Jimmy Kimmel.

Is Louisiana the Serial Killer Capital Of The World? CJ says it very well may be:

Last year, Derrick Todd Lee ... made news when DNA evidence linked him to the murder of 7 women. He's also suspected in the attack of an 8th woman who survived.

Apparently Sean Gillis ... wanted to do one better. Investigators say he's now confessed to the murder of 8 women.

And the modus operandi is pretty similar. The killings all took place between 1999 and