So Michael Jackson was indicted, and all he got was this lousy statement put out by his lawyers:

Mr. Jackson and his attorneys remind the public that an indictment is merely a formal “accusation.” We also remind the public that Michael Jackson, like any other person accused of a crime, is “presumed to be innocent.”

They didn't note, as Michael Jackson has in the past, that it's perfectly "normal" for a grown man to "sleep with little boys," that there's nothing "wrong" with dangling little babies from hotel balconies and that he really has a "pigmentation" disease.