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Presidential Press Conference Drinking Game:

- Take a shot every time a reporter uses the word �mess� in a question about Iraq;
- Take two shots the first time a reporter mentions �3 million jobs lost�;
- Take two shots every time the word �Vietnam� is spoken;
- The first time the Aug. 6 PDB is mentioned in a question, chug a beer;
- If a reporter asks about the FCC crackdown take a shot;
- If Howard Stern�s name is mentioned, do a shot and chug a beer;

UPDATE: Buzzed by the first question!