You won't find stuff like this anywhere else:

The Axis of Ex-es Strikes: It's a good sign when your ex-girlfriends like you, no? Well, if you go to Fundrace.org and punch in the name of the actress Morgan Fairchild, who once dated John Kerry, you'll discover she gave money to ... Dean! .. Gephardt! ... Edwards! ... everyone except Kerry! ... [Thanks to reader M.V.] 10:16 A.M.

How many votes would Kerry get if it became widely known he once dated Morgan Fairchild? (Or it might just remind people of that great, lying Jon Lovitz character from Saturday Night Live - Joey Finagin - who would frequently refer to his "wife, Morgan Fairchild...whom I've seen naked.")

Kerry, by the way, is expected today to reveal his strategy for creating 10 million new jobs. He'll be webcasting the speech from his web site.