"You know what they say about a good toupee: It looks like a good toupee." - Homer Simpson.

Sally Beauty Company has released their list of best hair, worst hair and "tackiest toupee" among America's celebrities.

Best hair, female: Halle Berry.
Best hair, male: Mel Gibson.

The Tackiest Toupee list:

1. Sam Donaldson

2. Elton John

3. William Shatner

Evidently, Sally Beauty felt pity on Ben Affleck for getting dumped, so they kept him off the toupee list.