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California Law and Order Update

Michael Jackson tells this to Ed Bradley:

They manhandled me very roughly. My shoulder is dislocated, literally. It's hurting me very badly. I'm in pain all the time. This is, see this arm? This is as far as I can reach it. Same with this side over here...

Then one time, I asked to use the restroom. And they said, "Sure, it's right around the corner there." Once I went in the restroom, they locked me in there for like 45 minutes. There was doo doo, feces thrown all over the walls, the floor, the ceiling. And it stunk so bad.

And the Santa Barbara County District Attorney says this:

...Upon Mr. Jackson's release, he thanked one of the detectives who escorted him out of the jail. This can also be heard on an audio recording.

Mr. Jackson was seen waving at the crowds gathered outside the jail during his departure. This activity is inconsistent with Mr. Jackson's claims of injuries incurred during the course of the arrest and booking.

The state attorney general is now investigating. Michael Jackson's lawyer took time out from his Larry King Live schedule to issue a press release, saying, fine with us.

Note to Readers: This is the same Michael Jackson whoowns full rights to the entire Beatles song book.

By Ed Moltzen  ·  31 December 2003
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Eight Hours. No Bathroom.

Well, not including the street port-a-johns. Or, if you're reading this from a Treo in Times Square, try the public rest rooms inside the Marriott Marquis. They are the cleanest, friendliest in the city.

In any event, Times Square is filling up - as you can see. Take that, Connecticut Congressman.2004a.bmp

By Ed Moltzen  ·  31 December 2003
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Ready Or Not...

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Don't forget: EarthCam has some great web cam coverage of Times Square. (Including seven different angles and a streaming web cam.)

By Ed Moltzen  ·  31 December 2003
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NY Times Correction Du Jour

Ok, this is in today's Times, but it's actually a Reuters' error. Still, anything in the Times that refers to "dog with a violent past" is eye-catching:

A report by Reuters in the World Briefing column on Thursday about an attack on one of Queen Elizabeth's corgis by one of Princess Anne's bull terriers misidentified the terrier. Buckingham Palace said yesterday, according to Reuters and other news agencies, that the corgi was mauled by one of Anne's other terriers, Florence — not Dottie, a dog with a violent past.

By Ed Moltzen  ·  31 December 2003
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Centcom: Some Ba'athists Now Help Coalition

Central Command is pointing to signs that former officials of Saddam's Ba'ath Party have decided to help them out:

MOSUL, Iraq – Two second-tier Ba’ath Party leaders in northwest Iraq handed over weapons Dec. 29 to Coalition Forces with the 101st Airborne Division (Air Assault).

The two Farahs, once answerable to the close circle of senior Ba’athists around Saddam Hussein, turned in 48 AK-47 rifles, 59 magazines, and a bag of loose 7.62-millimeter ammunition to Tallafar police.

Also continuing to turn over weapons were fourth-tier Firqa Ba’athists.
The Tallafar chief of police reported that two Firqas turned in one AK-47 rifle each after hearing that Ba’ath Party personnel were turning in weapons. They said they wanted to be helpful, according to the report.

This is one of the first reports of a Ba'athist turnabout since Saddam's capture, and comes on a day when other significant signs of progress in the Coalition effort were bubbling to the surface.

By Ed Moltzen  ·  30 December 2003
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Howard Dean Still Has Nixon To Kick Around

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Howard Dean has gotten some publicity and campaign mileage out of a Dec. 7 speech where he touted his civil rights beliefs by contrasting himself with Richard Nixon.

In Columbia, South Carolina, where polls show he has been in a neck-and-neck race with Rev. Al Sharpton, Dean said the following:

In 1968, Richard Nixon won the White House. He did it in a shameful way-by dividing Americans against one another, stirring up racial prejudices and bringing out the worst in people.

They called it the “Southern Strategy,” and the Republicans have been using it ever since. Nixon pioneered it, and Ronald Reagan perfected it, using phrases like “racial quotas” and “welfare queens” to convince white Americans that minorities were to blame for all of America's problems.

Dean never mentioned to his audience what Nixon actually said. In a year that saw the assassinations of RFK and Martin Luther King Jr., violent anti-war protests, race riots from coast to coast, and white communities still fighting court-ordered integration of schools, Nixon did what Nixon did: he campaigned on a "law and order" platform.

In his speech accepting the Republican nomination for president in '68, for example, Nixon said:

And to those who say that law and order is the code word for racism, here is a reply: Our goal is justice - justice for every American. If we are to have respect for law in America, we must have laws that deserve respect. Just as we cannot have progress without order, we cannot have order without progress.

Now, here's what Dean said in South Carolina:

We're going to talk about justice again in this country, and what an America based on justice should look like-an America with justice in our tax code, justice in our health care system, and justice in our hearts as well as our laws.

The rhetoric does sound somewhat similar.

Dean also forgot to mention that there was a bona-fide racist candidate against Nixon in 1968, who actually won a chunk of the vote: Alabama Gov. George Wallace. Wallace didn't bother with Confederate Flag decals. He paid homage to the real thing.

Nixon won a squeaker of an election against Hubert Humphrey that was made closer by Wallace, who won 46 electoral votes from below the Mason-Dixon line. (So much for that "Southern Strategy.")

Make no mistake: Nixon wasn't leading marches in Selma or sitting in at lunch counters. As his secretly recorded tapes have shown, he spoke in bigoted terms even the Oval Office. But as president, he was a far cry from those who fought integration, including senators like Strom Thurmond and Robert Byrd.

Here's what he said during a press conference shortly after taking office in 1969:

As far as school segregation is concerned, I support the law of the land. And I believe that funds should be denied to those districts that continue to perpetuate segregation. I think that what we have here is a very difficult problem, however, in implementing it.

One is our desire...to keep our schools open, because education must receive the highest priority. The other is our desire to see to it that schools are not segregated. That is why I have...urged that before we use the ultimate weapon of denying funds and closing a school, let's exhaust every other possibility to see that local school districts do comply with the law.

In other words, Nixon wanted to use diplomacy before he went to war with school districts that refused to integrate. (Sound like anyone you've heard recently on another topic?)

Nixon's position, generally, was not to lead the fight on civil rights but, rather, to respect the decision of the courts and legislators and enforce the Constitution.

Substitute "civil rights" with "civil unions," and Nixon might have actually made a successful governor of Vermont.

All in all, Nixon had to grapple with the wreckage of assassinations, race riots and the shadow of the Jim Crow south - all begun on someone else's watch. If Dean is elected in November, he won't have to.

It was fairly easy for Dean to take his shots at Nixon. After all, Nixon's dead. He can't defend himself. But Dean's track record includes running a state with fewer African Americans than some neighborhoods in New York, Chicago or L.A.

Fellow Democrat and Wesley Dean supporter, Congressman Charles Rangel, reacted with sarcasm when Al Gore announced his endorsement of Dean at an event in Harlem. "Dean and Gore told the cabbie to 'Take us to Harvard,' and he dropped them off in Harlem instead," Rangel said.

Democrats like Rangel don't need Nixon to kick around anymore. Perhaps they've found someone new.

By Ed Moltzen  ·  30 December 2003
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The World Almanac Speaks Out

Some commentators have been having a field day with an FBI alert to law enforcement that suggests potential terror suspects may be in possession of almanacs - as they look for data on new terror targets.

The World Almanac and Book Of Facts isn't making wisecracks, and they seem to support the government's efforts. This just crossed the transom:

The World Almanac and Book Of Facts fully supports and endorses all efforts of the FBI, and all government agencies, in thwarting illegal activities including terrorism. With over 80 million copies sold in its illustrious history, which spans more than 130 years, The World Almanac is proud of its place in the publishing arena.

It is the sincere hope of everyone associated with The World Almanac and Book Of Facts that our product is used only for the purposes that it is intended -- research, learning, education and fun.

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By Ed Moltzen  ·  30 December 2003
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$155 Million

Plenty of good tickets are still available.

By Ed Moltzen  ·  30 December 2003
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Illinois Nazi Update

The Justice Department continues searching for Nazi war criminals, and said it has found one in Chicago:

Christopher A. Wray, Assistant Attorney General in charge of the Criminal Division, announced today that the Justice Department has asked a federal court in Chicago, Illinois, to revoke the U.S. citizenship of a Chicago resident for his role in a Ukrainian police unit that helped administer and annihilate a Jewish ghetto in Nazi-occupied Poland during World War II.

In a complaint filed today, the Criminal Division’s Office of Special Investigations (OSI) and the U.S. Attorney’s Office for the Northern District of Illinois allege that Osyp Firishchak, 84, who was born in what is now Ukraine, joined the Nazi-operated Ukrainian Auxiliary Police (UAP) in October 1941 and was a member of its 1st Commissariat in L’viv until at least October 1943.

During this time, the 1st Commissariat, along with other armed L’viv UAP units, rounded up Jews, imprisoned them in a ghetto, terrorized them, oversaw their forced labor, killed those attempting to escape and delivered others to killing sites for mass execution.

Between 1942 and 1943, the Justice Department said, the Ukranian Nazi police rounded up almost all of the more than 100,000 Jews in the city of L'viv, and sent them to the death camps.

Since 1979, the special task force investigating Nazi war criminals in the U.S. has nabbed 73 of them, with 59 losing U.S. citizenship in the process.

By Ed Moltzen  ·  30 December 2003
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It's Not Negative Campaigning

From the comments on Sen. John Kerry's presidential campaign blog, this morning:

We are NOT trashing Dean.

We are CELEBRATING his gaffes.

Posted by kerry4me at December 30, 2003 03:11 AM

By Ed Moltzen  ·  30 December 2003
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Bus-ted At JFK Airport

The full details of this case are just coming to the surface:

Last night, police from the Port Authority of New York and New Jersey responded to the call of a stolen Peter Pan Lines bus from its terminal in Manhattan.

Later in the evening, police found the bus, and its driver, David Slade, 42, of Brooklyn, at JFK International Airport. According to the Queens DA's Office:

...(D)efendant at about 7:20 p.m. yesterday was observed by PAPD police at JFK International Airport’s Terminal Four sitting behind the wheel of a bus belonging to Peter Pan Coach Bus with the keys in the ignition, the motor running and an open can of malt liquor in the console adjacent to the driver’s seat. The defendant, it is alleged, had bloodshot, watery eyes and a strong odor of alcohol on his breath.

An intoxilyzer test allegedly showed that the defendant had a .105 percent blood alcohol content, above the legal limit of .08. A Peter Pan Coach Bus official said the bus had been reported stolen earlier in the day and that the defendant did not have permission or authority to take the bus.

Slade was charged with several crimes but, as the D.A. notes, "It should be noted that criminal charges are merely an accusation and that a defendant is presumed innocent until proven guilty."

By Ed Moltzen  ·  29 December 2003
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Sincerely, Al Gore

The former vice president has written an email to supporters of Howard Dean, the current Democratic presidential frontrunner, asking for money for Dean's primary campaign:

...Governor Dean is under attack not only from those Republicans but also from other Democrats in the primary race. Howard Dean needs the resources to respond to these attacks and get his message to the American people. As Democrats, we cannot afford to let fighting among ourselves damage the strongest candidate we have to take on George Bush...

Gore's email hearkened back to his own primary campaign efforts in 2000, but left out mention of his own ferocious attacks against former New Jersey Sen. Bill Bradley - including an effort to stain Bradley by saying, in a debate, "Look we have taken action, but you know racial profiling practically began in New Jersey, Senator Bradley."

The remark - at the Apollo Theater in Harlem - was largely viewed as an example of Gore's own cut-throat manner of campaigning.

His latest email, this morning, paints Dean as the only candidate with a chance of defeating President Bush in 2004:

If the Democrats want to beat Bush next November, we need Howard Dean as our party's nominee. Thank you for doing what you can to make it happen.

Sincerely,
Al Gore

By Ed Moltzen  ·  29 December 2003
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Air France Update

All may not be well, yet, with Air France and its security situation on flights leaving the U.S. for Paris.

At least a couple of Air France flights from both L.A. and New York to Paris were scuttled yesterday, according to the airline's online flight information.:


Airport : New York, John F Kennedy (JFK) - USA
terminal 1 Paris, Charles de Gaulle (CDG) - France
terminal 2E

Scheduled departure time : 8:05 PM, December 28, 2003 8:50 AM, December 29, 2003

<rescheduled :
4:30 PM, December 29, 2003
5:25 AM, December 30, 2003
Comments : New AF flight number AF007A.

And this flight:

Airport : Los Angeles, Los Angeles Int. (LAX) - USA terminal 5 Paris, Charles de Gaulle (CDG) - France terminal 2E

Scheduled departure time : 7:20 PM, December 28, 2003 3:00 PM, December 29, 2003

Comments : Flight AF069 has been delayed as a safety precaution.

There still has not been much in the way of official comment from U.S. Homeland Security officials specific to the Air France threat. And there has been little or no explanation given publicly yet for the latest flight disruptions - including the New York flight. (Although another JFK-Paris Air France flight took off last night after AF007 was halted.)

This could be a case study in how, once the government raises the terror warning to "High," it should kick in an information-sharing mechanism with the public that both protects investigations and efforts to stop attacks, while giving as many specifics as possible about what's happening.

Right now, Americans can get their information on this either from unnamed U.S. officials in news reports, or named French officials. In both cases, straight answers have been lacking.

UPDATE: The Local ABC affiliate in New York is reporting that Air France scuttled the New York-Paris flight due to "security concerns," and that the airline is warning of significant delays otherwise.

By Ed Moltzen  ·  29 December 2003
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Bats and Snowballs

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Howard Dean and Dick Gephardt, rivals for the Democratic presidential nomination, have a sub-contest underway: who can raise the most money between now and the end of the quarter, New Year's Eve.

As of now, Gephardt's fundraising measurement (which he depicts on his web site as a tortoise's snowballs - don't ask) shows $906,163.04 raised so far in his end-of-quarter push.

Dean's fundraising measurement - a bat - shows his campaign is running at $559,510.38.
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If you set both odometers to zero at this point, and count up until midnight, Pacific Time, on Wednesday night, it may provide some interesting insight. Will Democratic insiders marshal an "anybody-but-Dean" effort, and throw tons of last-minute money at Gephardt, who has been running neck-and-neck with Dean in Iowa? Or will Dean's frontrunner status only grow, and show it, by outpacing his main rival's fundraising heading into the first-in-the-nation Democratic presidential contest?

Forget the pundits. Focus on the bat and snowballs.

By Ed Moltzen  ·  29 December 2003
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Gallup Watch: Issues 2004

Terrorism is the top issue on everyone's mind heading into the 2004 presidential election, followed by education and the war in Iraq, according to the most recent numbers collected by Gallup.

"The economy" was ranked as the fourth most important issue, the survey found:

Fewer Americans are citing the economy as an extremely important election issue now than was the case earlier this fall, when 49% rated it as extremely important. This could be due to generally positive news about the economy in recent weeks.

Election day is ten and a half months away, but the issues are breaking in a way to make it a very interesting campaign season.

By Ed Moltzen  ·  29 December 2003
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By Ed Moltzen  ·  28 December 2003
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Touche of the Day

The Des Moines Register follows the Howard Dean-I-Won't-Pre-Judge-bin Laden controversy, and leaves us with these quotes:

"I still have this old-fashioned notion that even with Osama, who is very likely to be found guilty, we should do our best not to, in positions of executive power, not to prejudge jury trials," Dean said in comments published Friday in the Concord (N.H.) Monitor.

John Kerry responded thusly:

"What kind of muddled thinking is it if you can't instantly say that in your heart you know bin Laden is guilty," the Massachusetts senator said in a telephone interview from New Hampshire on Saturday. "People are left wondering, 'What will he say next?"

The world waits.

By Ed Moltzen  ·  28 December 2003
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45 Days...

...Until pitchers and catchers report.

But at the Boston Globe, they're already adding up the winners and losers in the Yankees-Red Sox Hot Stove sweepstakes.

The verdict: the Red Sox have outdone the Yankees because they've signed closer Keith Foulke, who registered 43 saves for the Oakland A's last year. To wit:

...the one move that might shift the balance of power Boston's way is the signing of closer Keith Foulke.

True, if the post-season doesn't count. Foulke had one (1) playoff save opportunity last season for the Oakland A's, in Game 5 against the Red Sox in the division series.

Kinda didn't go so well. In one inning, he gave up three hits, two earned runs, and registered a blown save and the loss. It ended the A's season.

But if Foulke has any problems in the 2004 post-season, the Red Sox shouldn't worry. They have another closer with a lot of post-season experience: B.K. Kim.

By Ed Moltzen  ·  28 December 2003
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NY Times Correction Du Jour

Correcting a correction:

An article on Dec. 14 about political betrayals in history misstated the position held by William Howard Taft under President Theodore Roosevelt, who later turned against him in Taft's presidential re-election campaign. He was secretary of war, not vice president.

The article also misstated the timing of the split between Franklin Delano Roosevelt and his vice president, and a correction in this space last Sunday misstated the vice president's given name in some copies. The split came before Roosevelt's third term, not his second; the vice president was John Nance Garner, not James.

Ok, to get this straight: John Garner = mediocre vice president. James Garner = mediocre actor.

By Ed Moltzen  ·  28 December 2003
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Report: Bush Leads Dean In Michigan

Though Michigan voters are skeptical of President Bush's handling of the economy, they still back him in a head-to-head race against the Democratic presidential frontrunner Howard Dean, according to a poll published today by the Daily Oakland (Mich.) Press:

Concerning the coming presidential election, respondents were evenly split - 45 percent each - over whether they were likely to vote for Bush or for the Democratic challenger.

But against three of the leading Democratic challengers, Bush showed a comfortable lead. He outpaced former Vermont Gov. Dean 51 percent to 44 percent and held bigger leads over U.S. Sen. John Kerry of Massachusetts (51 percent-41 percent) and U.S. Sen. Joe Lieberman of Connecticut (52 percent-39 percent).

Michigan is a particularly strategic state for the eventual Democratic presidential nominee. In the razor-close 2000 election, then-Vice President Al Gore took the state and it's 18 electoral votes. The state will have 17 electoral votes in 2004.

By Ed Moltzen  ·  27 December 2003
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Patent Watch: Dog Poop Bag Holder

Yes, someone claims to have invented this:

Abstract A wall-mountable locker to store dog care articles as well as to provide a dispenser for bags to package dog poop, and pegs on which to hang the dog's collar and a leash whereby articles required to care for a particular dog are compactly stored on and in the locker.

The locker includes a backboard on which is mounted a cabinet that is compartmentalized to create a group of cubicles, each of which is dimensioned to accommodate a respective article. Supported on the backboard below the cabinet is a dispenser carrying a roll of plastic poop bags and below the dispenser are the pegs.

This must be one of the few instances of the word "poop" being stored in a federal government database.

By Ed Moltzen  ·  27 December 2003
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Mis-U.N.-derstanding?

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I believe we should have taken the problem to the United Nations, let the United Nations work to resolve it.- Wesley Clark

So we will need the United Nations to help us deal with the threat from North Korea, for example, we will need the United Nations to help work out a resolution with regard to the whole standoff between India and Pakistan.- Carol Mosely Braun


I think that we must go back to the United Nations. I would say that my predecessor was wrong and that we are willing to submit to Kofi Annan for a multi-lateral redevelopment plan. - Al Sharpton
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The U.N. has to be there. You get the U.N. in, the U.S. out. Once that happens, then the world community has a stake in what happens. - Dennis Kucinich

...for this mission to be successful, it is critically important that the United Nations, that other countries and our allies be involved so that we internationalize this effort.

My view is, we ought to turn the Iraqi civilian authority over to the United Nations tomorrow - John Edwards

He should turn the civil reconstruction of Iraq over to the United Nations.

It is incomprehensible to me that he has not done this. This is a failure of leadership of this president. - Dick Gephardt

But here we are now, it's time to go back to the United Nations and bring them in. - Joseph Lieberman

...we need to go to all those countries that the president insulted on his way into Iraq and get them to rethink their policy towards helping us under the auspices of both the United Nations and ourselves. - Howard Dean

I would go to the United Nations with a legitimate diplomatic effort, with humility, with a genuine effort to acknowledge some misjudgments, and to start to state clearly to the world, the way in which the world has a stake in what is happening. I would turn over to the U.N. legitimate authority for the civil reconstruction, for the humanitarian mission, and for the governance. And I would use the U.N.'s good services to help to internationalize this effort so that we reduce the sense of American occupation and the targeting of American troops. - John Kerry

So now we know what all of the Democratic presidential candidates are saying would be a foundation for their foreign policy - not to mention homeland security - if they're elected.

But here's what they're not saying:
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The U.N. is the same organization that elected Nazi S.S. officer and death camp collaborator Kurt Waldheim as its secretary general, and the same organization that - to this day - sends him $125,000 a year in pension checks;

The U.N. weakly placed a lightly armed force of 460 peacekeepers in Srebrenica during the Bosnian conflict, and those peacekeepers were overwhelmed when Bosnian Serbs overran the city, slaughtered thousands of Muslim men and deported thousands of others;

In 1994, the U.N. stood idly by while almost 1 million Rwandans were massacred in tribal fighting and a bloody government overthrow. In one incident, then-Deputy Secretary General Kofi Annan told the leader of U.N. peacekeeping troops to help French soldiers evacuate their citizens from a technical school inside the country. "This should not, repeat not, extend to participating in possible combat, except in self-defense," Annan ordered the peacekeepers.

So they followed Annan's direct orders when, after the French evacuated their citizens, U.N. peacekeepers walked away from the school and allowed revolutionaries to stab, hack, and mutilate 2,000 Tutsi men, women and children;

The U.N. failed to prevent genocide in Cambodia during the Khmer Rouge regime, and, still, 30 years after the fact, the world is waiting for the U.N. to help dispense justice for atrocities in the Southeast Asian country.

Which brings the world to U.N. Security Council Resolution 1441. What the Democratic candidates haven't done is explain what the U.N. has done to earn anyone's trust. And yet, for each of the candidates, a strong U.N. role in our national security matters has become a cornerstone of their foreign policy proposals.

These may be issues to consider the next time a candidate is on the stump, jabbing a finger into the air and yelling about our need to involve the U.N. in Iraq.

By Ed Moltzen  ·  27 December 2003
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10,000

The Iranian president has fixed the number dead in the Bam earthquake at 10,000, "and injuring tens of thousands of others."

In New York, the U.N. is kicking in with "an initial emergency grant of $90,000."

By Ed Moltzen  ·  27 December 2003
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Patent Watch

This patent application has to be a complete joke:

Playing cards inscribed with jokes


...Claims

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1. Combining production of decks of traditional playing cards of the four traditional thirteen card suit variety with jokes: each card being inscribed with a different joke.
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Description

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BACKGROUND--FIELD OF INVENTION

[0001] This invention relates to traditional and ancient 52 "playing card" decks being inscribed with an equally traditional and ancient human recreation known as telling "jokes".

The "inventor" further explains what he is claiming, and what he isn't:

A joke which is able to be expressed in words and/or reduced to printed form (as distinct from "practical jokes" however demonstrated, or cartoons of visual form) are defined as a group of words designed to arouse laughter. Such Individual jokes are not subject to copyright unless a person is able to claim (and usually prove) that he or she is the creator.

Absent this, the law does not afford even copyright protection to a joke: only the form of the individual presentation as the visual form of a book, a poster or some other format: even a card, playing or otherwise. No doubt even I will seek copyright protection for specific individual printed parts of my future production of decks of playing cards inscribed with jokes.

Well, that's a relief.

By Ed Moltzen  ·  26 December 2003
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The Politics of Polarization

It's official: Presidential candidate Howard Dean is the "polarization" candidate in the 2004 campaign.

In a piece in today's New York Times, Dean campaign manager Joe Trippi reacts to news that President Bush's campaign will focus on issues and the direction of the country during the upcoming election season.

According to the paper, here was what Trippi said:

"That's the only shot they have, to depolarize the race," Mr. Trippi said. "If the race is a referendum on Bush, that's going to be very polarizing.

By Ed Moltzen  ·  26 December 2003
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Terror Watch: France Cooperative For Now, But Pissy Nonetheless

Reports at home and abroad say that U.S. security officials caught specific pieces of information that led them to believe terrorists were set to board an Air France flight and hijack it. U.S. officials are bracing for more.

In France, though, La Monde issued this report (translated on this page, under a sub-head "Air Safety")which largely derided U.S. terror concerns and, in the last couple of paragraphs, indicate pressure could be mounting to limit the data Europeans give Americans in the fight against terror.

According to La Monde:

The American secret service has, for the moment, the free access to the computer files of the European airline companies. Name, addresses, telephone number, addresses courriel, number of credit card, preferences food, medical information, hiring of vehicles, people accompanying the passenger during his last voyages, etc, nothing does not escape the American authorities. March 5, 2003, a provisional agreement, signed by the European Commission, but "attentatoire with the life deprived" according to the national Commission of data processing and freedoms, had constrained the companies to deliver their files. With defect, they risk a fine of 6 000 dollars per passenger and the loss of the rights of landing.

A new agreement - which must still be approved by the European Parliament - was reached in December. It envisages to limit to 35 the number of personal information transmitted by passenger, excluding for example the legal history. But the data-processing filters could be installed only in the current of the year 2004.

MORE: Which makes this Cox & Forkum cartoon pretty timely.

By Ed Moltzen  ·  26 December 2003
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The Latest On Air France

French officials say they interviewed seven people in connection with the shutdown of Air France's Paris-to-L.A. run, and found no evidence of planned terrorism.

However, Drudge has a bulletin on his site now, pre-viewing a Washington Post story tomorrow; the story reportedly quotes U.S. officials as saying one passenger on the cancelled Air France flight was a pilot who never showed. Several members of al Qaeda, Drudge reports, had planned to crash land the plane in Las Vegas.

This story seems to be developing, and growing more serious by the day/hour. Still, there has been no official statement from U.S. Homeland Security officials - more than 24 hours after the Air France flights were cancelled.

By Ed Moltzen  ·  25 December 2003
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Hard-Hitting Interview Department, Christmas Edition

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Seasons greetings.

Whether you read these pages by choice, or come here via Google search for "Michael Moore+violent nausea," it's much appreciated. In return, here is a link to a very special MLB.com interview with New York Yankees' captain Derek Jeter (who is actually a very generous guy with sick and underprivileged kids around the holidays.)

Here's an excerpt:

MLB.com: What was the best Christmas present you ever received?

Jeter: Probably my first baseball glove.

MLB.com: What was the best give you've ever given someone else?

Jeter: I gave my mom a Mercedes last year. When I was younger, she told me what her dream car was, so I bought it for her last year.

MLB.com: What is your favorite holiday movie?

Jeter: I just saw Bad Santa, which I thought was really funny.

There you have it. A holiday interview and a movie review. Happy Holidays!

By Ed Moltzen  ·  25 December 2003
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Air France Update, 12/25

Still no "official" detail from any named U.S. official, but the L.A. Times has the best coverage of the Air France Paris-L.A. cancellations yesterday, including this ominous quote:

"There's a fair chance we dodged a bullet today," an FBI counterterrorism official said.

Meanwhile, the president of Pakistan survived another assassination attempt, according to CNN.

So far, it's not a happy holiday for al Qaeda.

By Ed Moltzen  ·  25 December 2003
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Air France: Left Wondering

There's still not a lot of official word on the Air France/Paris-L.A. connection: Nothing on the Department of Homeland Security web site, nothing on the TSA web site, nothing on the State Department web site, nothing on P.R. Newswire.

AFP reports that, from what they hear, the fear wasn't al Qaeda infilitrated the airline:

A US Homeland Security Department official said that as a result of a "credible threat," US authorities had given France the names of suspicious passengers on the manifests of three Los Angeles-bound flights.

"The threat was coming from passengers, not from the pilots," the official, who declined to be named, told AFP.

France's interior ministry said some of the passengers who were due to take Wednesday's flight had been questioned but nothing was found to suggest any terrorist link. No passengers were arrested.

Still, no named U.S. official is putting their face to this story. Here's the additional thought:

On Sept. 11, 2001, al Qaeda hijacked four planes from multiple airlines. If they used that as a template for any new attack, would there be other airlines involved?

No one is saying, for now.

By Ed Moltzen  ·  24 December 2003
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Ronald is Ticked

This just out from McDonald's, regarding the Mad Cow situation:

This situation has absolutely no connection whatsoever to McDonald's or our suppliers.

McDonald's has the most experienced, comprehensive and trusted quality assurance programs in the world. In fact, our strict safety guidelines absolutely prohibit cows of this kind to ever enter our supply chain. McDonald's has a longstanding, proven track record of ensuring a safe beef supply, including successfully protecting our food supply against BSE based on our experience around the world.

And don't you forget it, dammit. Meanwhile, McDonald's stock is down five percent on the day.

Elsewhere, USDA officials, including Agriculture Secretary Ann Veneman, tried - in this press conference - to reassure everyone this morning that they had a handle on everything.

We believe our BSE (Mad Cow) response plan...has provided us a strong scientific basis with which to control this situation...The risk to human health from this situation is extremely low.

Expect sales of Filet o' Fish to rise this quarter, nonetheless.

By Ed Moltzen  ·  24 December 2003
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Looks Like I Picked The Wrong Week To Give Up Carbohydrates

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The Physicians Committee for Responsible Medicine, the anti-Atkins Diet organization, just put out this statement on the "Mad Cow Disease" finding:

Mad Cow Scare Could Burst the High-Protein Bubble

"...This catastrophe might open some eyes to the many problems with meat-heavy diets -- not just mad cow disease," says Amy Joy Lanou, Ph.D., PCRM nutrition director. "As frightening as this disease is, the truth is that all animal products are risky -- whether or not they may harbor prions, the infectious agent responsible for mad cow disease. So high-protein dieters, in particular, should realize that they are not doing themselves any favors by switching from beef to chicken."

The group's response: It's offering a 16-page "Vegetarian Starter Kit" to anyone who sends the group a postcard asking for one.

By Ed Moltzen  ·  24 December 2003
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Merry Christmas, Red Sox Fans!

"It is time for the Texas Rangers to look forward to the 2004 season with Alex Rodriguez as our shortstop and team leader. As we explored recent opportunities, we always said he would not be traded unless it made our team better, faster. Alex is the best player in baseball and we are excited to have him as a leader in the clubhouse and on the field." ---Tom Hicks, owner, Texas Rangers.

There is nothing further to report relating to the consummation of a transaction between the Boston Red Sox and the Texas Rangers involving Alex Rodriguez. No further discussions regarding this transaction are planned. ---Red Sox Executives.


"To hear from your employers, you know, that they're even thinking about doing this after all the stuff that you've done that you've given both on and off the field and what you've embraced, it leaves you scratching your head and has people wondering."--- Red Sox Shortstop Nomar Garciaparra.

By Ed Moltzen  ·  24 December 2003
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NY Times Correction Du Jour

The New York Times apparently reads Andrew Sullivan, and responds!

Here's the correction in today's edition:

Because of an editing error, an article last Wednesday about an ABC television interview in which President Bush discussed a constitutional amendment on same-sex marriage quoted him incompletely.

(The quotation was also incomplete in a front-page article on Sunday about a New York Times/CBS News poll showing widespread support for an amendment to ban same-sex marriage.) What the president said was, "If necessary, I will support a constitutional amendment which would honor marriage between a man and a woman, codify that." The Wednesday article, while omitting the words "if necessary" from the quotation, did specify them in a separate paragraph.

Here's what Sullivan wrote, in nominating the original presentation for "The Dowd Award."

By Ed Moltzen  ·  24 December 2003
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For Two 9/11 Victims, A Case Is Closed

Gerard Rauzi was an auditor in the New York State Department of Taxation and Finance, and he worked with Salvatore Papasso, a department investigator.

Together, they toiled to put a case together against a couple of city businessmen who they caught evading $1.1 million in taxes.

The businessmen owned a chain of grocery stores, delis, bagel shops and convenience stores. They filed bogus tax statements, and pocketed the difference over a span of about four-and-a-half years.

Rauzi and Papasso put together a strong case. But, as they worked together to finish it up in their offices at 2 World Trade Center, they died when terrorists launched the Sept. 11, 2001 attacks.

Today, Manhattan District Attorney Robert Morganthau said other investigators and prosecutors picked up the ball, and finished the case that Rauzi and Papasso started:

Manhattan District Attorney Robert M. Morgenthau announced the guilty plea of a businessman who evaded approximately $1.1 million in New York State and City sales taxes over a 4½ year period in connection with 22 family-owned bagel shops, delicatessens, superettes, 24-hour convenience stores, newsstands and one gas station. All of the shops are located in Staten Island, except one that is in Queens.

MOHAMMED HUSSAIN, who owns the stores with his wife, pleaded guilty to one count of Grand Larceny in the Second Degree relating to the theft of sales tax collected on behalf of all of the stores. As part of his sentence, he will pay $1.6 million in back sales tax, interest and penalties and an additional $50,000 of general corporation tax liability to New York City. Sentencing has been scheduled for September 23, 2004.

In a related matter, HUSSAIN's brother-in-law, SAQUIB SHAMSAHD KHAN, pleaded guilty to Tax Law § 1817(b) - Sales and compensating use taxes. The defendant admitted that he caused the filing of a false sales tax return on behalf of one the Staten Island stores for the sales tax quarter ending August 31, 2002. His sentencing has also been scheduled for September 23, 2004.

Hussain could get 15 years in state prison; his brother-in-law could get a year in Riker's.

By Ed Moltzen  ·  23 December 2003
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How To Win Friends And Influence Democrats

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Former Vermont Gov. Howard Dean - who readily acknowledges he hasn't yet received a single primary vote for the Democratic presidential nomination - isn't exactly making headway in uniting the party behind him.

According to the L.A. Times (free registration required), Dean said:

"One of the reasons I wish the other guys running for president would tone it down a little bit is that at the end, we're all going to have to pull together in order to beat George Bush. Even the Democratic Leadership Council, which is sort of the Republican part of the Democratic Party -- the Republican wing of the Democratic Party -- we're going to need them too, we really are."

Dean may have considered that extending an olive branch, but the Democratic Leadership Council felt thorns:

Maybe Gov. Dean should take his own advice and "tone it down a little" himself. He should know how it feels to be on the receiving end of the insulting charge of crypto-Republicanism, since it was hurled at him by self-styled Democratic "progressives" in Vermont throughout much of his tenure as governor.

It's a cheap shot not just at us, but at former DLC chairmen like Bill Clinton, Dick Gephardt, and Joe Lieberman, along with hundreds of hard-working Democratic elected officials around the country who are part of our movement. It also illustrates why we've worried about Dean's loose-lipped approach all along.

Our differences with Gov. Dean's campaign are substantive, not personal.

Another key member of the DLC, Dean rival Lieberman, had this to say:

"Howard Dean may think that you can conquer by dividing but in politics you win by uniting. The fact is, we Democrats will not beat George Bush by dividing the party or dividing ourselves from Bill Clinton's successes. That won't earn the confidence of the American people or lead our nation forward in these difficult days.

"We're having a good healthy debate here in New Hampshire and throughout the country about the direction of our party. But we need to have a substantive debate of ideas, not a shallow contest of name-calling.

Some observers may look at Dean's alienation of the conservative-centrist DLC - as well as his earlier remarks about attracting guys who drive pickup trucks with Confederate flag decals - as the same kind of "triangulation" that helped push Bill Clinton into the White House. Except Clinton never launched personal attacks against Jesse Jackson, Tom Harkin or Paul Tsongas. Clinton never wound up in Al Sharpton's crosshairs, like Dean has.

And triangulation only works when those on the right and left of you stay on the right and left. Sharpton and Lieberman have shown nothing but a mutual respect during debates and on the campaign trail. (Witness Lieberman's remarks regarding Sharpton during one debate: "Any time I come after the Rev. Sharpton, I always want to say, `Amen, brother!")

Dean should hope the two don't look at the former Vermont governor, assess the situation, and find common ground.

By Ed Moltzen  ·  23 December 2003
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Fear Ends; But, Listen Kid, You Could Be Drafted

Rep. Dennis Kucinich, the peace candidate for the Democratic presidential nomination, is seeking donations to run one of nine, new 30-second T.V. commercials.

The first commercial, with a voice-over by "Operation Dumbo Drop" star Danny Glover, tells "Young America" that "Fear Ends." (But, psst, you kids all could get drafted.)
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Here's the text of the ad:

Voice of Danny Glover:

Fear Ends.

Hope Begins.

Listen up young America. If pre-emptive war continues to drive our foreign policy; if our volunteer troops are stretched thinner and thinner...

You could be facing compulsory draft. All young Americans deserve a world without end, not a war without end.

Kucinich for President. The eyes that see through the lies.

Kucinich on screen: I�m Dennis Kucinich and I�m running for President. Do I approve this commercial? You bet.

So far, none of the major presidential candidates - including President Bush - have advocated a return to military draft.

By Ed Moltzen  ·  23 December 2003
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Hard-Hitting Interview Department

Martha Stewart, who stands trial in federal court in Manhattan next month, appeared on Larry King Live last night on CNN. Larry agreed not to ask her any questions about the one thing people wanted to hear: the case against her. According to the transcript, though, he did ask some other hard-hitting questions:

KING: The company is not involved in any of this, right?

KING: Is this -- by the way, we've looked up our records. You've been on five times over the Christmas holidays on this show.

KING: And six other times -- you've broken a record for appearing on this show. Always in better circumstances.

KING: Is this the worst holiday...

KING: We've missed having you. Good having you. Is this the worst holiday ever?

KING: We're going to trace a lot of things to light. Later, your mother will be joining us. In all the interviews we've done, we've never traced your life.

KING: So you want to get into them and go over your life. But how about coping with this on a daily basis? Is this like 24/7?

KING: Has that workaholic emphasis which you've had all your life helped?

KING: Is all of this very shocking to you?

STEWART: No one is ever prepared for such a thing.

KING: I wouldn't imagine.

Editor's Note: Um, No?

KING: And I would imagine especially if someone thinks, I didn't do anything wrong.

KING: So that's got to drive you berserk.

KING: Do you find out in this kind of case who your friends are?

KING: You hear from people?

KING: How about your social life? Now, you had a high social life. I've done a lot of events in New York. You're at most of them.

KING: Do you walk -- when you walk down the street -- and you're a visible person -- you don't hide?

KING: Do you think most people are rooting for you?

And it goes on like that. Even though they didn't talk about the specifics of the case, you can read the indictment at The Smoking Gun.

By Ed Moltzen  ·  23 December 2003
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NY Times Correction Du Jour

Even The Times has its own Bizarro World:

Because of a production error, a picture on Sunday showing buildings on Columbus Avenue near 108th Street in Manhattan, with an article about the decrease in abandoned buildings, was reproduced in mirror image in early editions. In the first photograph, made in 1991 before the buildings were rehabilitated, the cars on the street were actually parked facing to the right.

By Ed Moltzen  ·  23 December 2003
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Hope For The Best, But...

The LAPD has gone into a heightened state of alert - like everyone else. And now they're offering some handy tips on what to do in case of an attack:

If you are in a building or structure, particularly a high-rise building, that is a target of terrorist activity, consider the following:

During the initial attack, you should seek cover under desks or tables. If these items are not readily available, move against an interior wall and protect your head with your arms. Move away from windows and balconies....

...If you are outdoors near the targeted location during the initial attack, duck behind an item that will provide you cover, such as a tree or doorway, and get down as low as possible.

Consider the possibility of additional attacks or secondary explosions.

Want more? The Rand Organization has put out a lengthy report on what to do in the event of chemical, bio or nuclear attacks.

Sleep tight.

By Ed Moltzen  ·  22 December 2003
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6.5

Earthquake in California.

MORE: Joel at XRLQ says it was located near Santa Barbara.
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MORE: The Santa Barbara County Sheriff's Department seems to be responding to several reports of damaged homes, windows and power outages, according to scanner transmissions.

MORE: One resident called police and fire officials to report "large plumes of smoke," according to the latest transmission.

MORE: Police dispatchers put out a report in Santa Barbara that one street's "pavement has shifted" and "the Northern lanes are raised."

MORE: The Santa Barbara emergency dispatch is calling it a 6.8 magnitude quake, but no Tsunami warning or watch is in effect, they said.

MORE: In a news conference, a geophysicist at the U.S. Geological Society, Ross Stein, said, "this is not a really large earthquake." He said "it caused modest damage in the local area."

By Ed Moltzen  ·  22 December 2003
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Poll: Sharpton Tied for 2nd Place In S.C.

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Rev. Al Sharpton is in a second-place tie heading into the Feb. 3 South Carolina Democratic presidential primary, according to the most recent poll in the state.

Sharpton has the support of 12 percent of those polled, along with retired General Wesley Clark. Former Vermont Gov. Howard Dean leads the pack in South Carolina - but not by much - at 16 percent, according to the American Research Group.

With a margin for error of 4 percent, the results actually put Dean, Clark and Sharpton in a statistical dead heat.

The largest group of voters - 29 percent - remain undecided, according to the poll.

South Carolina isn't the only state where Sharpton is showing potential. Always a vote-getter in New York City, the reverand - whose supporters include Barbra Streisand, among others - has a full slate of delegates in a well-organized March 3 New York primary campaign.

(In the 1994 primary against beloved Democrat Daniel Patrick Moynihan, Sharpton polled 26 percent of the vote and in 1997, he lost a close primary to Ruth Messenger for New York City mayor - 40 percent to 32 percent.)

A strong showing in either South Carolina or New York could also embolden Republican mischief makers as the primary season continues.

By Ed Moltzen  ·  22 December 2003
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The Labor Market Is Back...
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I'm Your Captain, I'm Your Captain