This just in:

Mark Geragos to Address the Media at 2:15 p.m. (PST) Today in Los Angeles

WHEN: November 25, 2003 - 2:15PM PST / 5:15PM EST

WHERE: Outside the office building of Geragos & Geragos

WHAT: Mark Geragos, Michael Jackson's attorney, will give a brief
statement to the media outside ...the entrance of his
office building.

Hopefully this will obviate the need for an appearance on Larry King.

UPDATE: Mark Geragos just announced that Michael Jackson is now threatening to sue the entire world. He then spontaneously combusted.